From the "no, really" files comes word that Jennifer Lopez plans on competing in a triathlon.
Husband Marc Anthony spilled the news to Extra.
"Jennifer is training for a triathlon, in October," Marc said, keeping a straight face. There is no way a woman who has that much packed into a bikini will finish a triathlon.
Is this because her restaurant closed? Her favorite available food source was taken away and she wants a fresh start?
And who's watching the kids since they don't use nannies?
"I'm very supportive," says her emaciated husband. "I'll be on my Segway [encouraging her]."
He'd better watch his ass. Jenny will be taking over that Segway after the first 1/2 mile, and running him over with it.
Divas. Can't. Get. Sweaty.
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Would J.Lo consent to squeezing into a wetsuit, and swimming, running and bicycling to victory?
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JLo could probably beat up skeletor before, but now that she is in training for a triathlon, definately. I love JLo too, but I wouldn't want a wife who can kick my ass>