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Jennifer Lopez to Run Triathlon?!?

by celebuzz on Jul. 18, 2008 02:16 PM / 1 Comment
Jennifer Lopez to Run Triathlon?!?
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From the "no, really" files comes word that Jennifer Lopez plans on competing in a triathlon.

Husband Marc Anthony spilled the news to Extra.

"Jennifer is training for a triathlon, in October," Marc said, keeping a straight face. There is no way a woman who has that much packed into a bikini will finish a triathlon.

Is this because her restaurant closed? Her favorite available food source was taken away and she wants a fresh start?

And who's watching the kids since they don't use nannies?

"I'm very supportive," says her emaciated husband. "I'll be on my Segway [encouraging her]."

He'd better watch his ass. Jenny will be taking over that Segway after the first 1/2 mile, and running him over with it.

Divas. Can't. Get. Sweaty.

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“Hey, how about this – it’s Jennifer Lopez again in a bikini! Hell, it was just yesterday or the day before when we saw some bikini pictures of Jennifer over in Italy feeling fancy free. I’m quite surprised the little bikinis we’ve seen her wearing are actually covering up that big booty of hers! Bidi bidi bum bum!”
“That’s Jennifer Lopez’s fat ass in Italy enjoying the last day of her whirlwind European vacation.

In four months, Jennifer Lopez’s twins have already been to more countries and been on more private jets than I have in 27 years. Kill self?”
Celebslam
“Jennifer Lopez is somewhere today. I don’t know, Italy maybe. That’s where she was this weekend. So she’s probably still there. Anyway, she went swimming and then some stuff happened and then she got out and waddled around the deck, stopping only twice to gasp for air. Or maybe just to towel off. I know this post hasn't been very informative, but I'm no fatty, so I don't really know what it is they do. The End.”
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Do you think Jennifer Lopez would actually participate in a triathlon?
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  • Steve 1 yr 2 mos ago
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    JLo could probably beat up skeletor before, but now that she is in training for a triathlon, definately. I love JLo too, but I wouldn't want a wife who can kick my ass>

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