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Jessica Alba: Floating Through Pregnancy

by celebuzz on Jun. 2, 2008 03:20 PM / 12 Comments

The belly has overtaken the boobs, and Jessica Alba is now officially in the homestretch to mommyhood. Fansites have the due date as June 8, so if it's really that close, there's not much else to do but float her frets away.

In true loud-and-proud pregnancy mode, Jessica dons her best teeny-tiny bikini and plops down with hubby Cash Warren for a little lazing about. Then again, when you're this big, all bikinis look teeny-tiny.

Hey, who can blame her? In the water, we're all the same weight.

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“What kind of slimy photo agency would send their photographers to peek into the backyard of a pregnant woman and take pictures of her while she’s lounging around in a bikini? No, seriously, does anyone know? Are they hiring?”

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“Well, the only thing I can say right now is I miss the days when Jessica Alba wasn’t pregnant. Sure, her boobs are huge now, but I just don’t find anything attractive about a pregnant chick in bikini, nor will I ever. Anyway, for all you freaks who have a fetish for pregnant women, enjoy. And, oh ya, get some therapy.”

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mraniston 1 yr 5 mos ago
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she looks really uncomfortable?
xoxojaniepie 1 yr 5 mos ago
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WOW her bikini bottom looks teeny in those pictures... Cash must be likin that lol
missamericandream 1 yr 5 mos ago
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rough life!
gossipguy 1 yr 5 mos ago
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i probably wouldn't know, but isn't it dangerous to lay out in the sun when you're pregnant? it just seems logical...
pictureperfect 1 yr 5 mos ago
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she's still looking pretty good, though
drama4mama 1 yr 5 mos ago
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I wonder if he's tried lifting her underwater. That belly doesn't look like it can float.
mcmp2000 1 yr 5 mos ago
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She's just glowing!
hispanicatthedisco 1 yr 5 mos ago
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Just more of her to think impure thoughts about...
kkblumush 1 yr 5 mos ago
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holy cow, she is huge!!!
hwoodgrrl 1 yr 5 mos ago
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seriously!! ready to pop!