Jessica Alba Laments Her 'Saggy' Breasts and 'Cellulite'

Jessica Alba Laments Her 'Saggy' Breasts and 'Cellulite'-photo

Poor Jessica Alba; it sounds like she's suffering from a lack of self-esteem. Or maybe a lack of a properly functioning mirror.

Despite being one of the most lusted-after women in show business, the 29-year-old Machete actress tells the latest issue of British GQ (via Popsugar) that she doesn't have a terribly sexy figure—particularly since the birth of her daughter Honor Marie Warren in June 2008. According to Alba,

“My breasts are saggy, I’ve got cellulite, my hips are bigger, but I love it.”

That's right, Jessica; it's probably best to embrace the body that you have. And if you can't bring yourself to do so, there are no doubt plenty of volunteers who'd be willing to handle the task for you.

Do you think Alba is being too critical of her figure? Let us know in the comments section—but make sure to check out the video from her GQ photo-shoot below (courtesy of Egotastic) first. In order to make a more informed decision, of course.



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  • RealityCheck

    yes jessica. you don't want to be a sex symbol. Maybe less stripping and scantily clad photos? I applaud you that your body is not fake, but your facade is really see through and you should stop pretending to be a down to earth and humble person, when you are CLEARLY NOT. Also, if you want to get real, learn how to act instead of trying to use your body to get movie parts. Finally, oh how TRULY devastating your current situation is. I guess those thousands of dollars on personal trainers really didn't help. Count your blessings and stop trying to seem like such an annoying victim.

  • kath

    i like that she talks about it. and that shes sweet with it. its cool she didnt have surgury to lift her boobs. makes her more real and relateable..

  • viewer

    Kids=lard buildup and body chemistry changes and those=dead boner.

  • Lyla

    She had a good body and now she's almost ruined it with kids. Hey Jess, that's what kids do to your body. If you want to maintain your hot body, then don't have brats.

  • Eric Walker
    Eric Walker

    Will someone tell Jessica Alba to shut her pie hole? OMG, one of the most beautiful women on Earth and she's complaining about flaws only she sees. Honey, there are Millions of women who'd kill their Mother's to be as "ugly" as you apparently think you are.

  • hispanicatthedisco

    soooo making an informed decision will only be possible if you catch her in the shower at home. I will consider that a challenge and take it.

  • Kimi

    She is very beautiful but all these celebs are airbrushed, full of plastic, and slathered in makeup from HEAD TO TOE (yes head to toe!) soooo making an informed decision will only be possible if you catch her in the shower at home.