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Jessica Alba Married with Child

by celebuzz on May. 20, 2008 02:37 PM / 5 Comments

Jessica Alba, who is expecting her first baby this summer, wed her boyfriend Cash Warren on Monday in a very quiet Beverly Hills courthouse ceremony. Alba's rep confirmed to People magazine that the Fantastic Four star did in fact get married to her baby's daddy.

Perhaps the publicity frenzy stirred up by the weekend nuptials of fellow expectant couple Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz provided just enough distraction for Alba and Warren to have their under-the-radar ceremony.

If so, then well played, Jessica.

Quotables /

“Further details are not yet available, however I'm sure that grumpster's Monday wedding ceremony was just a rip roarin' good time.”

“Holy shotgun wedding weekend! How did we miss this? It turns out that on almost the same day that Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz were hosting the Joe Simpson show (also known as their wedding), super-pregnant Jessica Alba wed her boyfriend/ baby daddy Cash Warren.

I'm guessing this was the quiet ceremony that she had to make it official before their love child came into the world. I predict she has a real ceremony once all that pregnancy weight is gone and not a minute before.”

Socialite Life

“Maybe Jessica Alba isn't as vapid as I thought?! It's kinda cool to see the good Catholic doing something a little 'nonconformist.'

That or Cash is just as much of a douchebag as people say, and didn't care enough to throw a real wedding.

Who knows. Not to send bad energy their way or anything, but I give them 2 years, tops, of mostly unhappy marriage”

Pacific Coast News

“Awwwwww, just what every little girl dreams of: a quickie wedding to avoid the stigma of giving birth to a bastard child. Hallmark makes a card for that, right? Maybe I’ll just send flowers . . .”

Celebslam

“Quietly wed, huh? So does that mean no one talks through the whole service? Because that I like. And, shit, why stop there? How about no talking for the entire marriage? It'll be a relationship built on love and head gestures. But sometimes crying when I specifically nodded for mustard and not mayo. C'mon!

The Superficial silently congratulates the happy couple.”

The Superficial

“Looks like Cash Warrens transformation from nobody to lottery winner is now complete making his first name finally appropriate.”

Splash News Online

“Congratulations to the happy couple!”

Just Jared

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spyrus 1 yr 6 mos ago
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OMFG -- you don't say :P
shutyortrap 1 yr 6 mos ago
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Crap, another hottie bites the dust. Jessica, why... WHYYYYYYY?
gossipguy 1 yr 6 mos ago
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what's wrong with cash? he's a good catch!
lisatee 1 yr 6 mos ago
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how is he a good catch? cause his sperm works?
notobsessed 1 yr 6 mos ago
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LOL ^

gotta give them credit for doing it the weekend of asslee's