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Jessica Alba's Allure Is More Than Skin Deep

by celebuzz on May. 13, 2008 12:21 PM / 2 Comments

The expectant actress chatted with Allure magazine to promote her comedy with Mike Myers, The Love Guru. This of course means that Jessica Alba is obligated to do a publicity circuit, mining her favorite subject matter—herself. More specifically, Jessica's talking about her sex appeal and how she's really so much more multi-faceted than she's given credit for. What other qualities she possesses remains unclear, since her diversity seems to be the only topic she's interesting in discussing.

Jessica dropped this startling revelation in the sit-down: "They always play up your sexuality, because that's what gets men into the theaters.... And I never really gave a s--t about all that stuff!"

Someone please stuff this woman into a fat suit and force her to try and do something mildly entertaining that doesn't involve having her pants inexplicably ripped off, revealing her pert little tush so that her hidden "talents" become more apparent to the untrained eye.

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“She looks pretty, but she doesn't look like herself. She actually looks sort of like Leighton Meester to me, crossed with someone who blinks really, really slowly and is excessively Photoshopped.”

Go Fug Yourself

“I enjoy the juxtaposition of having the word "allure" stamped across Jessica Alba's forehead, since I feel like we need to be reminded why she stars in movies every now and again.”

Socialite Life

“On pre-martital sex: 'I never believed women had to be virgins when they got married, or that a woman has to fall in love with a guy just because they’re having sex. I don’t think sex is a big deal. I hated the hypocrisy of it. Men can do whatever, and it’s acceptable.'”

Just Jared

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spyrus 1 yr 6 mos ago
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I'm usually not into pregnant ladies, but it would take a lot for me to stop thinking Jessica Alba is hot.
kahunaburger 1 yr 6 mos ago
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Meanwhile... I AM into pregnant chicks. And Alba is flawless to begin with. Ahh... heaven... if only I could deliver her baby.