Jessica Alba's Shark-ing Vandalism Spree

Did you know that shark attacks account for more deaths than war, poverty and lightning strikes combined?! It's true.

Every year when I blow out my birthday candles, I wish for sharks to become extinct ... hopefully a few more years and that will become a reality.

noah said:

Did you know that shark attacks account for more deaths than war, poverty and lightning strikes combined?! It's true.

Every year when I blow out my birthday candles, I wish for sharks to become extinct ... hopefully a few more years and that will become a reality. 

Even if you add car accidents, sharks still kill more people.

Are you f*cking kidding me???? Sharks kill approximately five people each year- SODAPOP MACHINES KILL MORE PEOPLE A YEAR THAN SHARKS DO.

You're obviously all a bunch of idiots who don't know anything, because those "facts" are a load of crap.

Sarah said:

Are you f*cking kidding me???? Sharks kill approximately five people each year- SODAPOP MACHINES KILL MORE PEOPLE A YEAR THAN SHARKS DO.

You're obviously all a bunch of idiots who don't know anything, because those "facts" are a load of crap. 

Obviously you have never seen the movie Jaws. That movie was based on a true story. 5 people were killed by only ONE shark in a time span of maybe a week. Multiply that by millions of sharks and 52 weeks and you have a total death count that is way more than those things mentioned above... and that was in 1975! Now with sea pollution and global warming sharks have been attacking even more so I would go as far as saying you could add smoking cigarettes into the mix and still wouldn't come close to the number of deaths from sharks.

EFF YOU SHARKS!

whenever i go to the Soho Starbucks they say "shark week"... i dont get it...

Sarah said:

Are you f*cking kidding me???? Sharks kill approximately five people each year- SODAPOP MACHINES KILL MORE PEOPLE A YEAR THAN SHARKS DO.  

I don't know where you get your information Sarah, but you're obviously mistaken and the fact still remains: Sharks are god damn killing machines!

By the way, I'm convinced this "Sarah" character is really a great white shark who learned to use the internet.

I can't tell if you shark haters are being facetious or not, but Sarah's not wrong.

JasonKnows doesn't know squat. The average worldwide yearly death total from sharks is just over 4. Four people in the entire world die each year from shark attacks. Twice that many people in my hometown died from car crashes just yesterday.

Peter Benchley, who wrote Jaws, later in life worked as a conservationist trying to convince people that it was just a story and sharks aren't nearly as dangerous as all that. The story you're thinking of that people say he based the story on happened in 1916 and was an extreme case. Tell me when you've heard another story like that since.

Jenna said:

I can't tell if you shark haters are being facetious or not, but Sarah's not wrong. JasonKnows doesn't know squat ... Tell me when you've heard another story like that since. 

HAHA, nice try! This "Jenna" chick is obviously a hammer-head shark with a keyboard. You're not fooling anyone shark. Get off the internet and go back to the ocean where you can murder more innocent humans.

noah said:

HAHA, nice try! This "Jenna" chick is obviously a hammer-head shark with a keyboard. You're not fooling anyone shark. Get off the internet and go back to the ocean where you can murder more innocent humans. 

Are people really teaching sharks how to use computers?! At first I thought that was a little unbelievable but then I remembered how humans taught a rat to ride a cat that was riding a dog and how we taught a pig to talk or something so I decided to look it up and found it is true!! Just check out this article: http://www.nzherald.co.nz/privacy/ne ws/article.cfm?c_id=546&objectid=104 43226

I knew dolphins were smart but I didn't know sharks were that smart too! That is scary.. I don't want MY kids talking to sharks. They are probably all over craigslist too trying to lure people to sea world or something to eat them. I'm going to email someone at celebuzz to see if they can somehow block animals from leaving comments.