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Jessica Simpson Belts One Out

by Celebuzz on Jul. 2, 2009 09:15 AM / 19 Comments

So is it the stripes, a few extra pounds, or the baby that she's always wished for?

Everyone's favorite yo-yo dieter Jessica Simpson was spotted singing the National Anthem yesterday at the AT&T National golf tournament hosted by Tiger Woods at the Congressional Country Club in Bethesda, Maryland.

Jess wore a patriotic, form-fitting blue and red striped dress that showed off all of her assets. At least she put the Daisy Dukes away.

At least she looks adorable and happy!

Make your way through our gallery of J-Simps, and let us know what you think about Jessica's curvy bod and her performance in the comments!

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“Horizontal stripes, huh? That was a … uh, interesting … interesting choice. Um … you know what never mind.”

WWTDD

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noah 4 mos ago
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Is she still fat? Um, yes, yes she is.
Sev 4 mos ago
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noah said:
Is she still fat? Um, yes, yes she is.

You don't know what fat is. Her BMI is probably less than your GFs if you even have one.
noah 4 mos ago
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Sev said:
You don't know what fat is. Her BMI is probably less than your GFs if you even have one.

I broke up with my 5'2'' girlfriend because she got above 100lbs. Fact.
tigertaint 4 mos ago
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simple truth: calories > energy exerted
kimi 4 mos ago
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noah said:
I broke up with my 5'2'' girlfriend because she got above 100lbs. Fact.

aww, this is refreshing, a douchebag proud of his douchiness!
Realitycheck 4 mos ago
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Inflatable doll too full, Noah?
Ade 4 mos ago
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She is still a terrible singer, I can't stand to watch her, but I thought she looked very, very good. I would say she looks much better than Brittany Spears.
Pip 4 mos ago
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noah said:
Is she still fat? Um, yes, yes she is.

OMG she is soo not fat, she looks great, good on her for not looking like a bean shoot!!
really? 4 mos ago
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maybe men like girls with no womanly curves because they are secretly into men, i mean, why else would you want a woman that has no feminine features like hips, breasts and a soft belly?

jessica looks like a NORMAL girl. and if she was walking down the street looking like she does and wasn't a celebrity, I can almost guarantee 99.99999% of men would want to date her.
Missie 4 mos ago
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noah said:
I broke up with my 5'2'' girlfriend because she got above 100lbs. Fact.

She's better off without you. Fact.