Jessica Simpson Belts One Out
Jul 2, 2009 at 9:15am
So is it the stripes, a few extra pounds, or the baby that she’s always wished for?
Everyone’s favorite yo-yo dieter Jessica Simpson was spotted singing the National Anthem yesterday at the AT&T National golf tournament hosted by Tiger Woods at the Congressional Country Club in Bethesda, Maryland.
Jess wore a patriotic, form-fitting blue and red striped dress that showed off all of her assets. At least she put the Daisy Dukes away.
At least she looks adorable and happy!
Make your way through our gallery of J-Simps, and let us know what you think about Jessica’s curvy bod and her performance in the comments!
Is she still fat? Um, yes, yes she is.
[quote=noah]Is she still fat? Um, yes, yes she is.[/quote]
You don’t know what fat is. Her BMI is probably less than your GFs if you even have one.
[quote=Sev]You don’t know what fat is. Her BMI is probably less than your GFs if you even have one.[/quote]
I broke up with my 5’2” girlfriend because she got above 100lbs. Fact.
simple truth: calories > energy exerted
[quote=noah]I broke up with my 5’2” girlfriend because she got above 100lbs. Fact.[/quote]
aww, this is refreshing, a douchebag proud of his douchiness!
Inflatable doll too full, Noah?
She is still a terrible singer, I can’t stand to watch her, but I thought she looked very, very good. I would say she looks much better than Brittany Spears.
[quote=noah]Is she still fat? Um, yes, yes she is.[/quote]
OMG she is soo not fat, she looks great, good on her for not looking like a bean shoot!!
maybe men like girls with no womanly curves because they are secretly into men, i mean, why else would you want a woman that has no feminine features like hips, breasts and a soft belly?
jessica looks like a NORMAL girl. and if she was walking down the street looking like she does and wasn’t a celebrity, I can almost guarantee 99.99999% of men would want to date her.
[quote=noah]I broke up with my 5’2” girlfriend because she got above 100lbs. Fact.[/quote]
She’s better off without you. Fact.
[quote=noah]Is she still fat? Um, yes, yes she is.[/quote]
Haahaha……she can always diet, but there is nothing you can do about your tiny penis, dude!
Noah=Pedophile. Fact.
Noah, your inflatable doll just called…she said that after months of trying to find your private parts, she’ll stick to girls from now on.
[quote=noah]
I broke up with my 5’2” girlfriend because she got above 100lbs. Fact.[/quote]
Fact: You are either an idiot or jack*ss, but either way, you did her a favor.
[quote=noah]Is she still fat? Um, yes, yes she is.[/quote]
R U an idiot? If she’s fat, there is seriously something wrong w/you. WTF. Does every1 have 2 b a size 0? You dudes should take a good look at yourselves, cause for the most part, u are all pretty squishy.
oh good her we again talking about jess i think he look fine over weight or not let her be as long as shes happy.u hater…………
I think she looks good. But those boobs are… holy crap… huge
This dress does make her look fat, not saying that she is, but really can you look at her and say WOW in a good way. Everyone who says she looks good are the real haters, because they want people too look bad that way they feel better about themselves. Plus, when your a pop start your suppose to look better then average, not like 10 lbs of sausage stuffed in a 5 lb bag