Jessica Simpson Brings It Back To The Basics In Attention-Tweeting
Jan 12, 2010 at 12:53pm
A girl can stick lit candles in her ear. She can gnaw on her sister’s tresses. But if she really wants to make the world stand up and take note with her Twitter account, nothing beats boobs.
Judging from this cleave-tastic photo, which Jessica Simpson recently tweeted, the Dukes of Hazzard siren has rediscovered this simple but oft-overlooked fact, following several amusing but far less gratifying grabs for attention.
Oh, and the caption that Simpson assigned to this photo? Why, it’s “Can [you] name this leaf?” of course.
Hate to break it to you, Jess, but no one’s paying attention to the leaves, when the fruit looks so ripe and juicy.
Twitters over rated & celebs are pathetic
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boobies
I can’t stand her, she’s so cheesy and fake
Can’t you do better, Jessica???
I love her
must be the only way the bimbo can get any attention these days. push out the paid-for boobs!
jessica you are one ugly mother f*cker
YO GUYS BE NICE TO BOOBS… THEY OUTNUMBER US 2 TO 1….LOLOLOL I`D RATHER LOOK AT THOSE FUN BAGS FAKE OR NOT…THAN SOME LITTLE FLATCHESTED ACTRESS THAT LOOKS LIKE A 14 YR OLD BOY…MILEY WHO… AND THAT COVERS MOST OF THEM .. LETS HEAR IT FOR THE CASTING COUCH GRADS…MAKES ME WISH I WAS A DIRECTOR OR WHOEVER HIRES THE TALENT…HUBBA…HUBBA
It shouldn’t be necessary to hang out of your clothes to get attention. Some women make themselves look cheap and often get treated that way. Have some respect for yourself, Jessica.
STRAIGHT IN THE BUTT!
”JESSICA? you’re beautiful, u don’t have to prove it.,
boobs or no boobs,i think jessica simpson is an amazingly beautiful woman!!!………….and rthe boobs are workin too!!……….you go girl!!!…………from ……..her biggest fan in ny….