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Jessica Simpson: Just Call Her Flubber

by Celebuzz on Sep. 9, 2008 05:19 PM / 2 Comments
Jessica Simpson: Just Call Her Flubber
WENN

You know the mark of a true professional?

Yeah, us neither, but whatever it is, Jessica Simpson doesn't bear it.

Just weeks after botching her musical tribute to domestic abuse, "Remember That," during a concert, Jess took the stage of Good Morning America and...totally ate it again.

This time Simpson was performing "With You," when she abruptly brought the music to a halt.

"Hold on, I know this is live TV but I can't hear anything," Jess announced, before awkwardly counting the band back in



Silly girl; don't you know that in this situation you're supposed to distract the audience with a bout of fragrant flatulence?

Well, at least the world now knows that Jessica Simpson doesn't lip-sync—unlike some people she's familiar with.

But maybe it's time she thought about pursuing a career more suited to her talents.

Quotables /
“As much as I hate to love Jessica, you have to give her credit for not throwing a fit Mimi-style. You know Diane Sawyer was relieved.”
Socialite Life
“Jessica Simpson's country album "Do You Know" hit shelves today and, I'm guessing as part of its deal with Satan for scoring a Sarah Palin interview, ABC allowed Jessica to perform on Good Morning America. The result: FAIL.”
The Superficial
“Another Simpson bites the dust during a live performance... again.

But like zombies, the Simpson girls have an uncanny knack for dusting off their boobs themselves off and coming back for more.

Case in point: Jessica Simpson was live on Good Morning America on Tuesday and soon after she launched into her number one song With You, she stopped and lobbied for a 'do over.'

Somewhere, Nick Lachey is rolling his eyes.”
“The crowd was silent during the awkward moment until Jess counted down the band to start again.”
Just Jared
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  • offman 1 yr 2 mos ago
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    You know what's even more awkward? When I tried to enter Jessica's hotel room during a promotional tour for Chicken of the Sea. I stole a maid's uniform and knocked on her suite and said, "Helroo, Housekeeeping!" And she said, "Hold your horses, I'm on the sh*tter!" After a few minutes of holding my breath because I was beyond excited, her father answered the door with a 22 pointed at me and and said, "We didn't want a housekeeper! I told the front desk to send an electrician up here because the TV keeps ordering those disgraceful porno flicks on it's own! I didn't order them!" And I said, "yes, I know, but I have brought some fresh towels for Ms. Simpson and I was hoping she'll autograph my bottle of windex?"
    At that point she excited the bathroom and at that moment I whiffed the fragrant scent of her rosy doo doo, and she obliged. She was wearing one of them sharpies around her neck.

    Fancy that!
    Luckily,

  • noah 1 yr 2 mos ago
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    offman said:

    You know what's ... Fancy that! 


    Ms. Offman, to loosely quote the great Billy Madison: what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this site is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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