Jessica Simpson Shines, Just In the Wrong Places
You thought she went into hiding, didn’t you?
False. Jessica Simpson made a super shiny comeback at her sister’s Broadway debut Monday night. Amidst all of the criticism and fat jokes, this chicken of the Hollywood sea, once again, found a way to bounce back…in a big way.
Personally, I applaud Ms. Simpson for her courageous effort to ditch the oversized denim and sweatshirts that look as though she struck a deal with a homeless man in which she traded in her most prized possession, her Louis bag of course. But Jess, you’re not the same size you used to be, and that’s okay. I just ask that you refrain from rummaging through boxes of beloved dresses from your Newlywed days. Different year, different size.
It’s clear this was the perfect time for her return. I mean, she’s glowing…literally. But I ask myself, is this where you want the spotlight to shine? One can’t help but to glaze over her face only to get caught on her bulging beauties, and she’s just begging for rumors of an alleged bun in the oven.
Nevertheless, the girl is back and I’m confident she will find her footing in the fashion world, just how she impacted the football world. How would you like to see Jessica’s comeback? Let us know in the comments section.
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That sequined dress around Jessica Simpson’s obese torso literally looks like an anaconda eating a baby hippo. Holy f*cking fatass. Wow.
This dress is definitely too tight. Yuck!
Does anyone else notice that her left eye is abnormally smaller than her right?
LOL Noah!! It is hard to tell the anaconda eating the baby hippo from Jessica’s sequined obesity, but if you look closely, the anaconda is the prettier curvier one.
Ladies and Gentlemen, he girl with no waist!
Hats off to Noah at #2. Hope she didn’t swallow a pig.
She needs to fire her makeup person too.
U ppl are sick..leave her alone!! hollywood sucks!! and so are u american people!, are obsessed with looks. News flash, there are more important things going on than jessica’s 10 pounds. everyone else in the world can’t stand u americans!..u just haven’t noticed!!!!!!!!!!
Oh please. She probably could have gone up a size, but she doesn’t look fat! She is a pretty girl with an average body. If she was at some club half the guys there would be trying to dance with her I’m sure.