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Jessica Simpson Takes the Booby Prize

by celebuzz on Jul. 2, 2008 09:40 AM / 7 Comments

In Touch Weekly has released its list of the "Best Celebrity Breasts," and newly christened "country" yodeler Jessica Simpson won by a boob.

Simpson, long known for her splendiferous rack (well, it's better than being known for having a pervy father), recently took some attitude from Pamela Anderson for wearing a "Real Women Eat Meat" T-shirt across her joyous mounds.

Maybe plentiful Pammy was just pissed because she didn't make the list. Maybe there was some sort of "man-made breasts need not apply" clause.

Tyra Banks came in at number two. Expect a week of heartfelt shows devoted to her newest achievement, in which she will thank her mama and tell all the haters to kiss her fat boobies.

Also in the mammary pack are Audrina Patridge (of the did-she-or-didn't-she? ilk), Jennifer Aniston (never really known for her rack) and Lindsay Lohan. Lez Lo must be thrilled she made it onto some other list besides "Top Fake Gays" and "Biggest Hollywood Career Casualties."

Here's the complete list:

1. Jessica Simpson

2. Tyra Banks

3. Scarlett Johansson

4. Carmen Electra

5. Lindsay Lohan

6. Katherine Heigl

7. Audrina Patridge

8. Jennifer Aniston

9. Megan Fox

10. Beyoncé Knowles

Quotables /

“That's Jack Nicholson's voluptuous rack you're looking at, and no, he didn't actually get voted best boobs in Hollywood. He didn't even make the list, if you can believe it!

Instead, the honor goes to Jessica Simpson - whose saggy (and possibly even implanted) double D bosom apparently makes In Touch Magazine weak in the knees.

Tyra Banks, whose well-endowed chest was once though to be fake, was the runner-up, followed by some of the usual suspects....Scarlett Johansson, Katherine Heigl, and Carmen Electra. Pamela Anderson was tastefully absent, Audrina Patridge's Into the Blue cameo helped her make the cut, and Lindsay Lohan took a surprising fifth place. As much as I hate to compliment the girl, I've gotta argue she deserved the golden trophy in this contest.”

Pacific Coast News

“Jessica Simpson's breasts have been recognized as the best in Hollywood by InTouch Weekly. Surprisingly, I wasn't consulted but I'm going to let the ruling stand because, well, boobs. Here's their Top 10 list for your perusal. WARNING: It's full of WTF?”

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buzzbuddy 1 yr 4 mos ago
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You go girls!
rforrumor 1 yr 4 mos ago
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Scarlett should be at the top! Her boobies are to die for. As are her lips.
thepeephole 1 yr 4 mos ago
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Jennifer Aniston? What boobs?
outofdesperation 1 yr 4 mos ago
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lol amy winehouse belongs on this list ;)
noah 1 yr 4 mos ago
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thepeephole said:
Jennifer Aniston? What boobs?

exactly.
chichilavie 1 yr 4 mos ago
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I actually walked by jennifer aniston years ago and noted for that incredibly small frame of hers, she had some good size knockers. maybe it's a proportion thing?
lisatee 1 yr 4 mos ago
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chichilavie said:
I actually walked by jennifer aniston years ago and noted for that incredibly small frame of hers, she had some good size knockers. maybe it's a proportion thing?

yeah, she's teeny, but curvy.