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Jessica Simpson's Butt Is a Garden of Roses

by Celebuzz on Aug. 29, 2008 12:29 PM / Leave a Comment
Jessica Simpson's Butt Is a Garden of Roses
Bauer Griffin Online

The Niagra Falls Review reports that Carrie Underwood fan Jessica Simpson decided to get up close and far too personal with her audience at a recent concert.

The reviewer writes that Simpson had a story for every song.

Topics ranged from her almost quitting the music biz after screwing up a Dolly Parton tribute several years ago to ex-husband Nick Lachey's alleged cheating.

But the most personal revelation from Jessica concerned...her frequent gas attacks.

She's a lady, y'all!

"I do pass gas a lot," she said. "I guarantee it smells like roses."

That last part must spell relief for boyfriend Tony Romo. Otherwise...

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“Jessica Simpson is continuing her state fair/casino concert tour, but critics have not been very kind. One even noted, "It might be unfair calling Jessica Simpson's show at the Avalon Ballroom Wednesday a train wreck -- at some point, a train knows where it's going." Ouch!”
Socialite Life
“Jessica Simpson gave another shitass performance in her continuing effort to crossover to country which must be frustrating. I mean, she's proven she's illiterate and joined the Klan. What more do these people want?!”
The Superficial
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