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Jessica vs. Ashlee: Who Does It Breast Best?

by celebuzz on Jul. 14, 2008 04:10 PM / 1 Comment
Jessica vs. Ashlee: Who Does It <s>Breast</s> Best?
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And here you thought Jessica Simpson had no talent—clearly she's perfected the art of touching her elbows behind her back.

Guess she's really taking that In Touch weekly booby prize seriously.

Jess packed her cleavage for a photo op boat ride on Lake Tahoe to coincide with beau Tono Romo's Celebrity Golf Championship gig.

When little sis Ashlee Simpson ventured out with her wee hubby Pete Wentz, did her breasts realize they were stepping into a little sisterly bikini competition?

Still, this is a more inspiring look for the mother to be than her recent bohemian rapsody.

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“Jessica was in town to support her boyfriend Tony Romo at the annual Celebrity Golf Championship. He lost. Everything was going well for Tony in the final round until he looked out onto the lake and saw his 28-year-old girlfriend wearing a bathing suit that looked suspiciously similar to one his grandma used to wear on summer vacations at the shore when he was a kid. You owe us a nip slip for this Jessica.”
Celebslam
“The Simpson sisters watched Jessica’s beau Tony Romo play golf on the 17th hole of the Edgewood course from the lake.

Jessica held up her dog Daisy for photographers to see.”
Just Jared
“Now I don’t know if Jessica is in a swimsuit or not cause the bitch won’t stand up. But for my dirty imagination, let’s just say she is. It makes quiet time alone all that more pleasurable. Anyway, let’s hope we finally get the goods soon.”
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