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Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman: Joke's Over

by celebuzz on Jul. 15, 2008 09:35 AM / 2 Comments
Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman: Joke's Over
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If two neurotic, verbally abusive funnypeople couldn't keep it together, how does that bode for the rest of us?

Rubenesque late night host Jimmy Kimmel and penis-joking Ha-ha! hotness Sarah Silverman have ended their five-year relationship, according to Vanity Fair. This could have something to do with them f***ing Matt Damon and Ben Affleck. Separately. You think?

Kimmel’s rep Lewis Kay and Silverman’s rep Amy Zvi issued a joint statement: “Jimmy and Sarah have and will have no further comment.”

Testy! Comedic breakups don't leave much room for quips. Yet.

Quotables /
“Was it jealousy? Fighting over who was funnier? Did Sarah emasculate her hubby with too many of those over-the-top zingers usually reserved for Britney Spears and Paris Hilton?”
Pacific Coast News
“Back when the two were named Funniest Couple Alive by the magazine earlier this year, Kimmel told People, "Sarah is funny and smart and good to look at. Plus, she likes fat guys. What more could I ask?" Aww, this makes me sad.”
Socialite Life
“Luckily for Sarah, Jimmy was a gentleman about the whole breakup. He gave her half of the dick jokes and all of the horse-f***ing jokes.”
Celebslam
“The two dated for roughly five years in a situation that left many wondering "Is Jimmy Kimmel really that funny off-camera or does his penis double as an espresso maker?" The world may never know.”
The Superficial
“Late night talk-show host Jimmy Kimmel and his comedienne girlfriend Sarah Silverman have pulled the plug on their five-year relationship, reports Vanity Fair.

How sad!!!!!”
Just Jared
“Some people say Vanity Fair is irrelevent these days, but without them, who would take a simple break up story and report it in the fruitiest, most confusing way possible?”
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