Joe Jonas Challenges Sleepy Puppy to a “Cute-Off”
In a fictitious letter released through his make-believe attorney, Joe Jonas has demanded to meet YouTube sensation, “Golden Retriever Puppy Falling Asleep,” in a field of daisies to determine who is the cutest living creature on the planet.
This past Tuesday morning, Joe’s world was rocked when his magical mirror declared that there was one cuter than he. Joe had always prepared for the day when his younger brother, Nick, might challenge him for the title, but he was completely unprepared for a fluffy puppy with his head resting on a staircase to assert his place at the top of the cute food-chain.
“There’s more to being cute than just looking cute,” asserted Joe Jonas, in a statement that we completely made up, when asked about the 2,000,000+ hits received by the Golden Retriever Puppy on YouTube. “There’s also thinking cute. And nobody thinks cuter than me.”
For his part, Sleepy Puppy was unavailable for comment.
However, you can have your say in our poll. Tell us: Who’s cuter, Joe Jonas or Sleepy Golden Retriever Puppy?
i love you joe, but i just wanna eat the little puppy! it is SO frickin cute
gayyyy feoo longiii
OMG!! That puppy is sooo cute, but i’d still pick Joe cause Joe is not only cute but he’s sexy as hell too so that’s just double the pleasure!! But damn that puppy is amazing but no one can beat Elvis
JOE IS COOL BUT I WOULD SAY THE PUPPY CAUSE IT IS SOOOO CUTE ALSO THE PUPPY & JOE WOULD CUTE TOGETHER :)
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i would pick joe he is hot. o mg just look at him!!!!! joe is much cuter than the puppy!!!!!
joe is so cuter than that puppy
joe is so hot!!!!
I cannot distinguish who is cuter! Joe is as cute as this Lil’ Pup!!! but JOE IS Off the hook!
pusuk
JOE
JOE ALL THE WAY!
God! it’s Joe! but the puppy!!!!!!I can’t decide!
the puppy is cute but JOE is hott!!
Haha. This is funny. But I have to say the puppy. Sorry, Joe. I’ll just make it up to you. :p See you, soon. I’ll come visit your house. Tell Aunt Denise, I have a story to tell. ;0
Both of them are soo cute!!
LOL sorry joe… gotta pick for the puppy, i cant resist ><