John Mayer Disses Jennifer Aniston, Describes Jessica Simpson's Sex Habits in Totally Classy 'Playboy' Interview
Oh, John Mayer, you silver-tongued devil...
The Battle Studies troubadour opens up about his personal life in the new issue of Playboy, and the results are pretty much what you'd expect when you combine a venerable men's magazine with a notoriously loose-tongued ladies' man.
Mayer gets the TMI train rolling while discussing his relationship with Jessica Simpson—or at least certain aspects of his relationship with the Dukes of Hazzard actress:
"Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me...Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, 'I want to quit my life and just f*cking snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to f*ck you, I would start selling all my sh*t just to keep f*cking you.'"
Alas, another one of his conquests, Jennifer Aniston, fails to garner such rave reviews. Discussing his breakup with the former Friends-ter, Mayer gets in a not-so-subtle slam at this former squeeze, implying that she's stuck in the past and clinging to her glory days:
"There was a rumor that I'd been dumped because I was tweeting too much. That wasn't it, but that was a big difference. The brunt of her success came before TMZ and Twitter. I think she's still hoping it goes back to 1998. She saw my involvement in technology as courting distraction. And I always said, 'These are the new rules.'"
Sure, Twitter's great, but it does have one drawback: How could one possibly convey how utterly classy John Mayer is in 140 characters or less?