John Mayer Hooks Up With Samantha Ronson, Because it Had to Happen Eventually (VIDEO)
Well, this is an odd (read: OMG, WTF?) celebrity coupling.
Apparently, John Mayer‘s bid to heal Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan‘s relationship was really just a clever ploy to worm his way into the celebrity DJ’s carnal graces, because the two made quite the splash while out reveling in Los Angeles’ Koreatown over the weekend.
In front of the usual complement of paparazzi, the Battle Studies womanizer and the historically Sapphic tune-spinner revealed all about the shocking true nature of their relationship, including graphic details of certain oral services granted.
Don’t believe us? View the irrefutable video evidence below (WARNING: NSFW language and NSFL—Not Safe for Lunch—imagery):
Goodness; anyone else need a cigarette right about now?
Let us know in the comments section: Do you think these two will have beautiful babies, or what?
“This isn’t the National Geographic of c*ck.” – John Mayer, classiest dude ever.
wow-i have never seen SR so public–or is it loaded?-i remember the days when LL had to ask the Paps not to film her-times have changed
[quote=jec]wow-i have never seen SR so public–or is it loaded?-i remember the days when LL had to ask the Paps not to film her-times have changed[/quote]
John Mayer’s Magic Dong has a way of bringing out the best in people.
makes sense, hes a fag, shes a dyke. perfect couple.
sam wil forever and always be Team D-Y-K-E, even John Mayer can’t crack the code to get into that pussy
PHONY BALOGNA.
NOW WATCH LILO GO ABSOLUTELY NUTS!!!!!!! OR MAYBE THEY CAN BE A 3SUM.
BOLOGNA. HEE, HEE
i love both. so it would be great if they go out together :))
Douche bag Mayer is a attention seeking gay butthole.
His album is garbage so what else do a fag do.
They look like the crackhead scum of the earth.
Type your comment here.I think that Sam has arranged all this to make Linsday suffering. To create all this rediciulos situation she has to be very druk. Sr almoust never have spoken in public not because she wasnt in love but becasue she is a close person but now she is out of her mind. All this is faked. Hope she will realise this and give another chance to the one she really is in love with.