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John Mayer and Jen Aniston Pulled a Fast One

by celebuzz on May. 27, 2008 04:20 PM / 4 Comments
John Mayer and Jen Aniston Pulled a Fast One
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In this world of 24/7 paparazzi parading, where no star goes unturned, John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston somehow managed to become thisclose under the radar. No fanfare, no blogs and not a single telescopic photo.

Now, Page Six says the two were covertly canoodling for several months before they were ready for their PDA close-up. "They'd been keeping it under wraps and hiding out together on their dates," a source tells the paper. "Then Jen realized it wasn't just a fling and decided to take it public."

And take it public they did, with the curious twosome's Miami poolside playdate and successive outings splashed across every gossip outlet known to man.

Normally a rather nondemonstrative type, Aniston seemed to hang on the emo rocker's every appendage, and though it did seem sudden, the tabs gobbled it up. 

Nice way to rev up sans prying eyes. Pat yourselves on the back...then fondly remember the final remnants of your solitude. 'Cause it's over, buckos.

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“John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston are reportedly having fun in the bedroom, according to "Star." The magazine reports on the Hollywood couple's "superhot sex life" for the last couple weeks. A source close to Jen said, "She is having the best sex of her life with John, and she's loving every minute of it."

The source revealed that Mayer likes to cover her with whipped cream, which he licks off, tickles her with feathers and uses ice cubes to give her goosebumps.

"John also likes to keep things interesting with games like role playing, which is new for Jen," the source added. "She was a little resistant at first, but now you couldn't wipe the smile off her face if you tried."

Well, good for Jen! It sounds like they're having a good time. No wonder rumors are saying she's already in love. Can't blame her, eh?”
Gabby Babble
“While John Mayer is allegedly wielding a Herculean wang, that doesn't stop him from finding other ways to satisfy the ladies. Apparently, he carries around an arsenal of sexy gadgets in his man-purse.”
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