John Mayer and Jen Aniston Pulled a Fast One

May 27, 2008 at 4:20pm

In this world of 24/7 paparazzi parading, where no star goes unturned, John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston somehow managed to become thisclose under the radar. No fanfare, no blogs and not a single telescopic photo.

Now, Page Six says the two were covertly canoodling for several months before they were ready for their PDA close-up. “They’d been keeping it under wraps and hiding out together on their dates,” a source tells the paper. “Then Jen realized it wasn’t just a fling and decided to take it public.”

And take it public they did, with the curious twosome’s Miami poolside playdate and successive outings splashed across every gossip outlet known to man.

Normally a rather nondemonstrative type, Aniston seemed to hang on the emo rocker’s every appendage, and though it did seem sudden, the tabs gobbled it up. 

Nice way to rev up sans prying eyes. Pat yourselves on the back…then fondly remember the final remnants of your solitude. ‘Cause it’s over, buckos.

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