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John Mayer's Technicolor Dreamcar

by celebuzz on Jun. 3, 2008 05:55 PM / 9 Comments

Having recently adorned his arm with a full tattoo sleeve, John Mayer is single-handedly attempting to disprove any theories that human males might be the more ostentatious of the species by driving around in an under-the-radar sportscar.

Clearly, he's not one to seek out the attention of the paparazzi.

That's probably why he tends to date such low-key ladies.

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“But back to John Mayer's ridiculous car, I guess it's just the vehicular version of this t-shirt, so it's in keeping with his whole, "Please, just leave me alone, for the love of--WAIT A MINUTE, DON'T STOP LOOKING AT ME!" persona he's got going on.

Personally, I drive a very nondescript vehicle. That way, if Al Pacino and I ever decide to rob a bank together, I'll be as unidentifiable as possible. I'm just saying, times are tough and gas ain't getting any cheaper.”

Socialite Life

“John Mayer drove his new sky blue and orange Ford GT to his personal trainers house yesterday before going to a gas station and then to have lunch with Jennifer Aniston at the Beverly Hills Hotel.

Hopefully the big number 6 John has on the side will be enough to make him stand out in a crowd. Maybe he should put Christmas lights around it and a siren on the roof just in case.”

“Then John’s trainer joined him for a sweaty jog through the neighborhood. He decided to be playful and high-fived a videographer and invited him to join in on the jog!”

Just Jared

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notobsessed 1 yr 5 mos ago
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orange and blue? great combo john!
dancingqueen 1 yr 5 mos ago
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this is low-key? wow
drama4mama 1 yr 5 mos ago
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That car is really ugly. And I'm color blind.
mynameisearl 1 yr 5 mos ago
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I wonder how much it costs to fill up the tank...
blondebomb33 1 yr 5 mos ago
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I like it! Very snazzy
cameronkitty 1 yr 5 mos ago
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his arm is so ridiculous
kkblumush 1 yr 5 mos ago
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i love him. i really think i love him. like a lot. like mmmmmmmmm. how long do you think him and hen will last.
lisatee 1 yr 5 mos ago
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i hope it costs him a million dollars in gas to drive that.
hispanicatthedisco 1 yr 5 mos ago
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I think he's just compensating for his reportedly large endowment.