Jon Gosselin Hits On Himself
Aug 28, 2009 at 9:00am
But for once, he didn’t want it!
Jon Gosselin had a minor accident yesterday at his $1.1 million home in Wernersville, Pa., which ultimately required medical attention and stitches along his left eyebrow.
His rep tells Usmagazine.com, “He hit his head opening a kitchen cabinet door in the dark. But he’s OK now.”
That is good news. He wouldn’t want to cancel that super fun Vegas party weekend he has planned!
Before the accident, Jon and his estranged wife Kate helped send their 8-year-old twins, Mady and Cara, off to their first day of school.
He was probably reaching for some more donuts when he bumped his head.
Hmm, I thought he said he is taking his mother to see the shows in Vegas. Is someone trying to stir up even more drama? I don’t think either Gosselin needs help in that department. Kate and TLC loves the attention and ratings.
You would think that the boost in the bedroom activity for Jon would keep his old man belly at bay. Wouldn’t Kate be the one hitting the Ben and Jerry’s? Lol. Maybe he is scared of the bedroom. Wouldn’t want it to be plus 8 more. If Kate ever comes up missing it’ll be Jon Ate Kate plus eight.
[quote=reneelucky7]He was probably reaching for some more donuts when he bumped his head.[/quote]
Thats HILARIOUS! I think him and K-Fed are having a fatty daddy battle. K-Fed is winning right now…but since Kate doesn’t cook him healthy meals anymore..Jon is catching up!
or maybe, kate hit his head with a bat, in an attempt to murder him, and make it look like and accident
leave that motha alone
[quote=reneelucky7]He was probably reaching for some more donuts when he bumped his head.[/quote]
Is he pregnant??