The Jonas Brothers: 3-D Action Heroes
The Jonas Brothers hit downtown Los Angeles yesterday to shoot scenes for their latest 3-D movie, set to air on the Disney Channel in February 2009.
The bros hopped, skipped and jumped for scenes that look more action-packed than what they filmed for the same flick in Central Park this summer.
Unlike that other day of filming, there was sadly no scene with Kevin Jonas slipping a hot dog to Taylor Swift. And no, that’s not what the kids are calling it these days.
Especially these kids. For them, a wiener is just something you pop in a bun and eat with purity ring-adorned hands. Hold the relish.
This segment of the movie is clearly bro-heavy, with no room for girls. Which is just fine. For chaste men, the Jonas Brothers certainly get enough female attention.
Virgins in 3-D. Meh.
Finally, the Jonas Brothers will have some depth to them. Too bad it took the miracle of technology to create it.
Careful, Jonases… you’re non-virginity is gaining on you!!