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The Jonas Brothers Offer Chaste Advice

by celebuzz on Jun. 19, 2008 12:30 PM / 6 Comments

Abstinence may make the heart grow fonder, but not for rude girls who don't treat their moms well, according to the Jonas Brothers.

Disney's squeaky-clean pop combo stopped gazing longingly into each other's eyes long enough to tell OK! magazine about their ideal woman. Naturally, their criteria are sweet enough to induce diabetes.

"[I look for] somebody who is really good to Mom," says Joe Jonas. "When they walk into a room, they don't only greet the people they think they're supposed to greet, but they greet everybody."

All of this is moot since these are the guys who while away their free evenings with rousing games of Pictionary and proudly flaunt their purity rings. What self-respecting girl in the post-Britney age would date these wet noodles?

If the Bros don't loosen up soon, they'll combust in a fiery ball of sexual frustration. Or sublimate their urges by blowing smack into each other's orifices with straws. Probably the bendy kind. Because they're rebels. Of virginity.

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“The Jonas Brothers, all currently single, recently revealed what they really look for in a girl!

“[I look for] somebody who is really good to mom, somebody who likes to have fun,” middle brother Joe Jonas tells OK!.

“It’s really important that when they walk into a room, they don’t only greet the people they think they’re supposed to greet, but they greet everybody,” he continues.

Kevin Jonas said, “It’s a girl you can talk to on the phone and it be okay that you’re not always there.”

“It’s just like keeping your favorite watch on,” Kevin said of their purity rings. “We just wear it all the time.””

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ballier88 1 yr 5 mos ago
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is this some sort of joke? are they 12 year old mama's boys?
missamericandream 1 yr 5 mos ago
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I dont buy this for a second
gossipguy 1 yr 5 mos ago
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we shouldn't rain on their parade if they want to be wet noodles
hispanicatthedisco 1 yr 5 mos ago
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I think they are dating each other.
jijoo 1 yr 3 mos ago
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there cool but i iike nick jonas
abby 1 yr 2 mos ago
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hispanicatthedisco said:
I think they are dating each other.

HAAAAA they probably are! hahahaha