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Josh Hartnett Suits Up

by Celebuzz on Sep. 10, 2008 02:09 PM / 3 Comments
Josh Hartnett Suits Up
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Josh Hartnett wants the world to know that he hasn't been having sex. And he's willing to go to court to prove it.

The BBC reports that the Black Dahlia star is suing U.K. newspaper the Daily Mirror for claiming that he engaged in a "sexual dalliance" in the library of the Soho Hotel.

The actor—currently in London preparing to star in a West End production of Rain Man—is seeking damages for defamation, along with an apology.

According to Hartnett's mouthpiece, the paper's claims are "not only untrue but a complete fabrication," and "defamatory and unsubstantiated."

The Mirror's story, however, claims that the encounter was captured on closed-circuit TV, and hotel workers witnessed the tryst.

If that's true, the truth should come out soon enough—and perhaps a sex tape.

But don't despair, Josh; you may not be the most remarkable guy in show-biz, but there are far more gruesome celebrity-sex exploits that could be captured on camera.

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“Harnett's legal team is seeking damages and a public apology.

Wow, I wonder when we'll be big enough to have to give out public apologies.”
Socialite Life
“Up until last week, Josh Hartnett was known for mumbling incoherently in otherwise good movies and squinting, but then the Daily Mirror said a hotel security camera caught him having sex in a meeting room. Needles to say, Josh isn’t gonna stand for anyone alleging he had done something interesting.”
“Jesus, Josh Hartnett, you don't deny a story like this. You confirm it then fill in the parts that were left out: Like the fact that the woman in question was really five women and afterwards you found the Holy Grail using only your motorcycle and a broadsword.* Or you can do it your way and look like a wienie. Whatever.”
The Superficial
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  • lisatee 1 yr 2 mos ago
    Reply

    I agree with the "Don't Be Fooled, He's Stil Boring" assertion.

  • offman 1 yr 2 mos ago
    Reply

    He wasn't boring that one night we were together, whispering soft sweet nothings into each other's ears at a cafe in Spain. I told him I was a school teacher and he seemed to be excited by that. Later we groped each other in the back of a cab while Jeremy Piven looked on. I made out with him on the street and hopefully gave him the really bad cold I had.

    It was, as Paris Hilton says, "hot."

  • buzzgent 1 yr 2 mos ago
    Reply

    Did the BBC also report Josh Hartnett sucks?

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