Justin Long Is Good In a Crisis
Attention ladies; if ever you ever find yourself in battle with a supernatural force, you can always depend on Justin Long…to be no help at all.
Long—who stars in Drag Me to Hell, in theaters on Friday—is quick to admit that, if he were in his character Clay Dalton’s shoes, his reaction would be less than heroic.
“If my girlfriend came to me (like in the movie) and said, ‘I have this curse put on me and I’m going to be dragged to hell by a demon,’ I’d be like, ‘Oh, my God. Just stay away from me. I don’t want to catch it. Don’t give me anything,’ ” Long tells Parade magazine. “Actually, I say the same thing to people who start coughing and sneezing.”
Chivalrous? No. But you have to admire his willingness to give the women in his life plenty of space. All hail the new feminist icon!
Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from this tropic port
Aboard this tiny ship.
The mate was a mighty sailing man,
The skipper brave and sure.
Five passengers set sail that day
For a three hour tour, a three hour tour.
The weather started getting rough,
The tiny ship was tossed,
If not for the courage of the fearless crew
The minnow would be lost, the minnow would be lost.
The ship set ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle
With Gilligan
The Skipper too,
The millionaire and his wife,
The movie star
The professor and Mary Ann,
Here on Gilligans Isle.
So this is the talel of the castways,
They’re here for a long, long time,
They’ll have to make the best of things,
It’s an uphill climb.
The first mate and the Skipper too,
Will do their very best,
To make the others comfortable,
In the tropic island nest.
No phone, no lights no motor cars,
Not a single luxury,
Like Robinson Crusoe,
As primative as can be.
So join us here each week my freinds,
You’re sure to get a smile,
From seven stranded castways,
Here on “Gilligan’s Isle.”