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Justin Long Sips Some Tila Tequila

by Celebuzz on Nov. 4, 2008 04:09 PM / 1 Comment
Justin Long Sips Some Tila Tequila

Oh, Drew Barrymore, if only you knew the irreparable damage you caused by kicking Justin Long out of your well-tested bed.

First he falls into the arms of Kirsten Dunst...then he doesn't. Then he does. Then he doesn't.

Now he's been spotted taking a shot at gay rights revolutionary Tila Tequila, says Page Six.

The site points out that Tequila got a bit of Long in Las Vegas on Halloween. Scary! Then they were spotted at Los Angeles nightclub Noir, where the Mac stud "asked her to straddle him while making out."

Congratulations, Justin! You've now been initiated into an elite social circle. Others before you haven't been so lucky.

But just so you know, getting out might be a bit of a pain.

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“How are Justin Long’s dating prospects in a “downward spiral”? Going from Kirsten Dunst to ANY other woman is a step up . . . even one that looks like her head was the inspiration for the aliens in the latest Indiana Jones movie. Besides, what fella in his right mind wouldn’t want to date a chick whose into chicks? Samantha Ronson gets a boner just thinking about it.”
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“Justin Long's quality of women is taking the steepest decline I've ever seen. He's gone from Drew Barrymore to Kirsten Dunst to Tila "Who the fuck is she blowing kisses to?" Tequila. Jesus. If Justin keeps this up, he'll be be banging Amy Winehouse by Christmas. (Or, in the case of death, Andy Dick.)”
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  • hispanicatthedisco 1 yr ago
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    Better triple-bag it, bro. If you thought you were risking an STD with Drew Barrymore, you ain't seen nothing yet.

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