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K-Fed Named Father of the Year—Twice!

by celebuzz on Jun. 4, 2008 06:01 AM / 11 Comments

In your face, Alec Baldwin!

The Privé nightclub in Las Vegas has announced it will hail Kevin Federline as Father of the Year on June 13, during a party that K-Fed is expected to host. What a coincidence.

But lest anyone think this paternal recognition is some kind of ironic joke, Federline was also anointed father of the year by Details magazine in November.

Don't act surprised. After all, Kev hasn't gone nuts and shaved his own head, unlike some people. And of his four kids, he's managed not to inadvertently kill any of them.

Clearly, this man is Saint Dad, pop on fire.

Skip the tie and cologne this Father's Day. If you really want to hook up your dad this year, give him a framed portrait of Kevin flipping off the camera, with the caption, "I Own Your Ass, Loser!"

Dad will totally appreciate that you gave him something to aspire to.

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“At long last, Kevin Federline is being recognized as the Daddy of all Daddies. A Las Vegas club will honor his dedication to his children and his unwavering efforts to protect them from their mother's vagina.

Of course, when your ex-wife is Britney Spears, it's pretty easy to look like an awesome parent in comparison. Kevin could've dropped Jayden in the lion's den at the zoo and still come out ahead. People would be patting him on the back saying,"Oh, don't worry about it. Kids' arms grow back all the time."

Then Kevin would ask "Really?" And they'd say "No, not really. Jesus, someone should sterilize you before you reproduce again."”

The Superficial

“Kevin Federline has been named Father of the Year, and I'm still holding my sides trying to figure out if this is a joke or not! Sure, compared to Britney last year, he was doing a phenominal job with JJ and SP, but does anyone ever see him out with his other kids? Didn't he lose one of them at Disney World or something?

Just in time for Father's Day, Prive Las Vegas will award the proud papa of four his "father of the year" status at a party he is slated to host there June 13.

The unofficial honor is Federline's second such recognition in a relatively short time. Last November, Details magazine him father of the year – an honor he shared with onetime Anna Nicole Smith boyfriend Larry Birkhead.

Larry Birkhead? Also, someone once named Hulk Hogan Father of the Year, and you see how his kids turned out! And Dina Lohan was named Mother of the Year, so congrats, Kevin! You're in good company!”

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lisatee 1 yr 5 mos ago
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this sentence: "Any guy who hasn't accidentally shot his kid in the nuts." manages to somehow be even better than the picture above.

kudos.
lisatee 1 yr 5 mos ago
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also, since when do nightclubs give out parenting awards???
gossipguy 1 yr 5 mos ago
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since the recipient of the award hosts a party in their club.
pictureperfect 1 yr 5 mos ago
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He is such a loser. I really feel so bad for children of celebrities like him.
missamericandream 1 yr 5 mos ago
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can we say PUBLICITY STUNT?
hwoodgrrl 1 yr 5 mos ago
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he looks pretty messed up in that pic
hispanicatthedisco 1 yr 5 mos ago
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Uhh, dad?
ballier88 1 yr 5 mos ago
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k-fed's my idol
tracimac 1 yr 5 mos ago
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I think I might have to add KFed to my list of celebrities I want to date, since he's such a good father and all.
jaredjack 1 yr 5 mos ago
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HOw could they vote him FOY? :). Brit Brit is surely the reason those kids are so straight and narrow