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Kathy Griffin Never Nailed Wozniak

by celebuzz on Jun. 24, 2008 04:22 PM / 8 Comments
Kathy Griffin Never Nailed Wozniak
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Kathy Griffin is especially verbose as of late to promote the new season of My Life on the D-List. In a recent chat with Us, the red-headed Bravo star clarified the terms of her relationship with billionaire Steve Wozniak, whom she took as a date to the Emmys.

"I never f----d him or anything!" Kathy exclaimed.

However, rumors of romantic involvement did fly, fueled by Griffin herself. The plastic-surgery-addicted comedian flashed a pretend diamond ring while accompanied by Wozniak at red carpet events.

Kathy crowed, "He didn't notice! I was like, 'Oh, by the way at the Emmys, I had on a fake engagement ring!' And he was like, 'Oh, that's very funny.' "

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“Kathy Griffin is saying that she never actually consummated her relationship with multi-millionaire computer magnate Steve Wonziak. She's an idiot. She should have done everything she could to get pregnant. She should have done it, and had a turkey baster on hand to Hoover up any excess. I'm gross, but it's the truth.

That dude probably insists any woman who sleeps with him get her tubes tied beforehand.

Kathy said that she wore a fake engagment ring to last year's Emmys to fake out the press, and Wozniak didn't even notice. Of course he didn't. He's a flipping genius and he's creating A.I. machines in his head to take over humanity.

Wozniak and Griffin ended what the hell that was in April and he's already engaged to someone else. Way to blow it, Griffin.”
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