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Katie Price, Woman of Letters

by celebuzz on Jul. 17, 2008 05:18 PM / 3 Comments
Katie Price, Woman of Letters
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Katie Price has released a new book.

Angel Uncovered chronicles the adventures of fictional heroine Angel Summers, a top glamour model married to a famous soccer star.

Huh; sounds like a thinly veiled wanna-be autobiography. Does Angel Summers dress up like a demented fairy princess who has several neighborhood children buried in her backyard?

Anyway, Price—seen at her book launch at a Borders in London today—takes her work seriously, and tells the BBC that others should too.

"I think [other writers] are just jealous because my books sell more than most of theirs," Price offers.

Perhaps other writers not so much jealous as they are terrified. Especially when you wave your "magic wand" and command your army of imaginary unicorns to vanquish your foes.

 

Quotables /
“Ah, yes, I love these special days when Katie "Jordan" Price dresses up to launch another one of her literary endeavors. Why, you ask? Because I know I'm in for a bag full of retardation. This time around, instead of a homoerotic children's book or a new installment in her 20,000 volume autobiography, Katie wrote "an explosive and highly-charged tale of love, lies and celebrity," according to the book's Amazon UK page.

How does Katie Price manage to write a new book every 2-3 months? It seems like she spends most of her time trying to design costumes for the sole purpose of making my penis cry. On that note, keep fixing the tiara, Katie. Because that's exactly what's going wrong here.”
The Superficial
“UK glamour model Katie Price, aka Jordan, launched her new book “Angel Uncovered” at Borders Oxford Streetbook store on Thursday in London.

“Angel Uncovered” is the sequel to the bestselling “Angel,” a tale of love, lies and fame, set in the glitzy world of footballers’ (soccer players’) wives and girlfriends.

Katie, 30, recently won a libel battle against the News Of The World over false allegations she and husband Peter Andre were bad parents.

Peter and Katie had an ITV2 chat show has just been axed by the channel.”
Just Jared
“I love it. This is what a snowflake would look like if a snowflake could be slutty. Katie Price AKA Jordan trotted out her tan globules of silicone to help sell her latest book, Angel Uncovered. Look at them, they're still buoyant with victory after her recent court date.

Can you believe this woman has 17 books out that have all gone to number one? Understandably, Price says this fact has aroused envy in the highly-competitive world of book writin'.

In an interview, Katie explained: "I think they are just jealous because my books seem to sell more than most of theirs. But I can't help that. I obviously write good stuff."

So...this is the Queen of England, right? I could tell cause of the tiara and cause she's fancy.”
Socialite Life
“There is really something divine about Katie "Jordan" Price. I mean, this is a girl who does nothing halfway. Her skirts are short, her tan is very bronze, and she never shows up for a promotion -- of anything! -- looking like she just rolled out of bed.”
Go Fug Yourself
“Last night Katie Price showed the sacrifices she has made for having breasts so large her clothes only partially cover them...incision scars! The British Jenna Jameson hit up Nobu in London with a few fellow trashtastics for dinner and ten or so bottles of wine.

Now that Jordan and hubby Pete Andre have proved that they aren't the totally horrible parents you'd expect them to be, they're getting all ready to jump on the adoption bandwagon.

Oops, did I compare Katie Price to Jenna Jameson a minute ago? I meant Angelina Jolie. Those two are some of our generation's top humanitarians. If it wasn't for the Atlantic Ocean keeping them apart (or Angelina living in a new country every 5 days), they'd be an unstoppable team. Not a single kid would go unspoiled.”
Pacific Coast News
“There was a time when Jordan, aka Katie Price, was a hot big-tittied blond, but over the course of a few years, a few bad boob jobs, and probably a few too many to the face, girl has deteriorated into looking like a tired street level ho’. Anyway, here she is leaving some club and if Jordan was smart she would’ve taken some of those “vitamin E” shots on her breasts to help with all the scarring.”
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  • Pjwnhgli 11 mos ago
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