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Kelly Osbourne Has a Case of the Trots

by Celebuzz on Aug. 19, 2008 06:40 PM / Leave a Comment
Kelly Osbourne Has a Case of the Trots
Bauer Griffin Online

Kelly Osbourne—making a rare appearance without her bizarre Samantha Ronson-lookalike boyfriend—filmed a skit with BBC Radio 1 DJ Nick "Grimmy" Grimshaw Tuesday. The two of them—haw, haw, haw!—raced to see who could reach a bus the fastest. Boy, if ever there was a gag that was meant for radio...

Anyway, dangerously perched on a pair of high heels, the beefy fruit of Ozzy Osbourne's loins didn't exactly come off as the next Constantina Tomescu-Dita, but she wasn't her usual graceless self either.

And, amazingly, Kelly beat the radio host. Which is odd, because sight of Kelly Osbourne charging toward you like a freakin' rhinoceros should be enough to make any man run like his life depended on it.

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“Kelly Osbourne films a skit with English DJ/presenter Nick Grimshaw, A/K/A "Grimmy," outside BBC Radio 1 in London to see who could race the fastest to the Land Flight bus parked outside.

It looks like Kelly won... and in heels.

Maybe Nick didn't want to chance the wrath of her dad Ozzy. Who am I kidding—his bat-head-biting days are far behind him.

Yeah, Nick, why'd you really wuss out? Does cowering to Kelly ensure a spot in her coveted media-grubbing entourage? Or are you just really physically weak?”
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