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Kelly Osbourne Finds a Guy Less Manly Than Her

by celebuzz on Jun. 27, 2008 12:45 PM / 4 Comments
Kelly Osbourne Finds a Guy Less Manly Than Her
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Following in the footsteps of Paris Hilton and Benji Madden, Kelly Osbourne made her way out to London hotspot Bungalow 8 last night, accompanied by her boyfriend, Luke Worrell, in matching sunglasses. But more intriguing than the couple's coordinated eyewear is Luke's startling resemblance to a certain lesbian DJ.

So many questions, so few non-unsettling answers. Does Kel harbor a crush on Lindsay Lohan's BFF Samantha Ronson? And what of the unknown, leather-clad pretty boy who was hanging thisclose to the couple during their night out? What role does he play in all of this?

He doesn't look like the bodyguard type (unless he has some seriously fierce vogueing skills).

Osbourne's wardrobe assistant, maybe?

Or perhaps there's a more salacious explanation. Kelly's a whole lotta woman to handle, but two spindly fops just might be up to the task.

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“Judging by the matching heart-shaped shades, toe-chewin' Kelly Osbourne and her beau Luke Howell are deep in lurrv. So then who's this leather-clad laddie horning in on their hand-holding session?

Cougar Kelly has been seeing 18-year-old Howell for some time now. The touchy-feely trio strolled out of London club Bungalow 8, and who knows what they headed off to do—swap sunglasses? Play Black Sabbath records? Eat a great big bat sandwich?

Either way, you wonder how well those specs would fly on Project Catwalk, the U.K. spinoff of Project Runway that Kelly hosts. Rich fashion mavens getting their three-way on in public? Bloody brilliant. Wearing dime store trash goggles? I'm sorry, but you're out.”
“Did Kelly Osbourne pick up her latest boyfriend all the mall? Seriously, it looks like she scooped him up from the nearest Hot Topic and whisked him away with her older lady charms. Well, whatever his age may be, that has not stopped Kelly from gettin' all public with new boy toy named Luke Howell; the two were spotted out in London last night leaving the Holland House Party.

For her sake, I hope he is young; live it up girl! You're lookin' hot these days so why not use your cougar skills on some impressionable young dude and push him around a bit...the young ones can be so fun that way.”
“Awwww - matching heart-shaped sunglasses! Kelly Osbourne and boyfriend Luke Howell leave the Bungalow 8 club in Covent Garden.”
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