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Kim Kardashian Impostor Butts into the Action

by celebuzz on May. 28, 2008 11:24 AM / 8 Comments

Is the world big enough for two Kim Kardashians?

Seriously. Wouldn't the gravitational pull of four of those buttocks knock the Earth off its axis and send it into a collision course with the sun?

Such grave concerns don't matter to an anonymous con woman who recently pocketed some coin by pretending to be Kim Kardashian at a club in Houston. And the real deal is none too amused by the case of identity theft.

The Keeping Up With the Kardashians star writes on her Web site, Official Kim Kardashian, that she's "angry and disappointed" because "[a] man in Houston has been selling tickets and promoting me and my image without my permission—and you know who you are—and taking a look-a-like to clubs pretending to be me. THIS IS NOT ME!"

Hmmm, a con woman pretending to be a celebrity who up until recently was herself merely pretending to be a celebrity. The way things are going, the phony Kim will probably have her own reality show before the month is through.

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“Kim Kardashian took to her website and...ok, she probably phoned someone up who phoned someone else up and then someone typed up something to translate her whiny command of "tell them to quit it, gawd!" to the Intranets. Kim claims that there is someone promoting a Kim Kardashian lookalike in Houston, Texas and she wants to warn her fans about it.

Here's a picture of the sad bitch who's posing as her. That's a howl. She has a look on her face that says "has my life really come to this? Impersonating Kim Kardashian? I could have had a V8."

Kim says that she's aware of this chick and the dude pimping her.

"I am angry and disappointed to hear that people are going around a Houston, Texas, nightclub pretending to be me and pretending to work with me, lying and conning my friends and fans.

A man in Houston has been selling tickets and promoting me and my image without my permission - and you know who you are - and taking a look-a-like to clubs pretending to be me, but hiding behind dark sunglasses and curtains - refusing to meet or speak to anyone. THIS IS NOT ME," she writes.

Kardashian claims she has no plans to visit Houston "until June," and is asking her fans to spread the word about these "con artists."

Because I'm sure Kim has never refused "to meet or speak with anyone" in her lifetime. Please.”

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mynameisearl 1 yr 5 mos ago
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seriously, who cares if it's REALLY you or not. it gives you publicity, just take it!
lisatee 1 yr 5 mos ago
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hahaha...i like the "gravitational pull" bit because it makes me feel like i do have a firm grasp on science.
lisatee 1 yr 5 mos ago
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hahahaha...i said "firm grasp."
missamericandream 1 yr 5 mos ago
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hahaha..that girl is a looker
bawwow 1 yr 5 mos ago
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they were fooled by that?
Dolce 5 mos ago
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LOLOLOLOLOL!!!
mrsblaze 5 mos ago
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LOL FIRM GRASP
mrsblaze 5 mos ago
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OK NOW REALLY, NOW THAT WE HAVE SEEN THE IMPERSOANTING MAN WHORE UP CLOSE, PRETTY SURE NO MORE CONFUSION HERE. LOL, COULD HAD A V8..CLASSIC