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Kim Kardashian: Miami Nice

by Celebuzz on Nov. 17, 2008 02:19 PM / 2 Comments

Kim Kardashian, in a bikini? Impossible!

Okay, maybe not impossible. But it's still a sight that lightens up the mood on a drab Monday.

Kardashian was in Miami for the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show and the reopening of the Foutainebleau Hotel, where the show was held. Quite naturally, she took the opportunity to make some waves out in the surf.

Though she was attending the show as a mere spectator, Kim was a main attraction, as usual. Fox News reports that Laguna Beach hottie Kristen Cavallari was "desperate" to cozy up to the Dancing With the Stars alum, insisting that she be seated at the Kardashian clan's table for the lingerie show's after-party.

Have fun out there, Kim, but be careful. In Miami, the sharks you really need to look out for aren't the ones with fins.

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“There for a while now Kim Kardashian was winning our poll for best booty in showbiz, but it now looks she’s slipping some to the tight-bodied Jessica Biel. You gotta admit that Kim Kardashian can really fill out a bikini, both up top and down low. Truthfully, I’m always going to be a sucker for seeing this girl in a bikini. Kim Kardashian’s curves just keep going and going, so hopefully the sexy bikini pictures will, too!”

“I guess Miami was the place to be this weekend. That’s reality show stars Kourtney and Kim Kardashian along with their friend, reality show washout Kristin Cavallari, at the beach on Saturday.”

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“Kim Kardashian and her luscious titties were in Miami this weekend, and thankfully she went to the beach and showed those things off. Her rack is just fantastic. I think a good idea would be to do some Mission Impossible type thing where you put on a fake mustache and jumpsuit and pretend to be the cable guy and then put some cameras in her shower. That way, you could see her boobs. Get it? The best ideas always turn out to be the simplest ones.”

“Here are Kim and Kourtney Kardashian and Kristin Cavallari posing together on the beach in their bikinis. This might be considered the most useless bikini post ever, because never before have three useless girls come together in a staged photo op.”

“In order:
1 - 2. Kourtney Kardashian and Kristin Cavallari. (Tied.)
3. Hermit crab.
4. Beach chair.
5. Jellyfish.
6. Poseidon, God of the Sea.
7. Plankton.
8. Sand shark.
9. Jimmy Buffet.
10. Kim Kardashian.”

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noah 1 yr ago
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For some reason I really want some chocolate chip cookies and milk.
hispanicatthedisco 1 yr ago
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She'll work OK. Have her bathed and sent to my quarters.