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Kim Kardashian Plays the Butt Card

by celebuzz on May. 29, 2008 02:45 PM / 6 Comments

The casual observer could be forgiven for thinking that certain aspects of XXX-tape superstar Kim Kardashian's personality and presentation might be less than genuine.

But what kind of Superficial hater could doubt the reality of Kim's primary sales point—her one-of-a-kind, double-size derriere?

Kim is not one to sit still for rank aspersions.

When a foul-minded Internet big mouth speculated that the Kardashian rump is beefed up by padding and form-enhancing panties, the response on Kim's official blog was immediate and impassioned:

"To all you nonbelievers, kiss my REAL and GORGEOUS a--!"

Any takers? Check the poll at right.

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“OMG! When will people get off my a--, literally! Haha. I have said it a million times before and I'll say it again: My booty is as real as the designer items I'm auctioning off on eBay.

The reason I bring this up is because those jokesters at the Superficial claimed that I wear foam panties. NOT TRUE! (And I don't stuff 'em with Charmin either.)

I think my photo shoots clearly prove I don't wear butt pads!

To all you nonbelievers at the Superficial, kiss my REAL and GORGEOUS a--!

XOXO,

Kim”
Kim Kardashian
“The Kim Kardashian butt pad issue has resulted in tons of email. One in particular is from a reader who allegedly works in the modeling industry and says padded underwear is not uncommon. So, pretty much, we've all been drooling over foam panties. I, honestly, don't have a problem with that. Here's what Izzy has to say:

She's 5'3 with 39-40 inch hips, she's NOT fat, has a small waist and huge curves specifically on her breast and butt. All natural? I don't think so.

Reading between the lines and pulling from my own ass(!), Kim Kardashian's butt is more or less a philosophical issue. If you want it to be a sign of her girth, then peace be with you. If you want it to be the zenith of ass awesomeness, then peace be with you and, also, don't touch anything on my desk. In fact, here's some hand sanitizer. You go now.”
The Superficial
“Kim Kardashian threw a party over the weekend at White House and apparently walked down a catwalk greeting fans. But none of that's important. What is important is the fact that I've seen less insulation on a fucking astronaut.

So, without further ado and in spite of the cries from our server, I ask you, intrepid readers, the most controversial question of our time: Is Kim Kardashian wearing a butt pad?

DISCUSS!”
The Superficial
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