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Kim Kardashian Shows Her Big, Creamy Scoops

by celebuzz on Jun. 11, 2008 08:54 AM / 8 Comments

Kim Kardashian and her cleavage arrived in France today, in preparation for the Monaco Film Festival.

Tagging along for good measure are Kim's mother, Kris, her sister Kourtney and her grandmother, affectionately known as "MJ."

The Gallic sojourn is part of a larger press tour that will also bring the merry crew to Rome and Florence, before winding up in London.

Reports the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star on her blog, OfficialKimKardashian.com, "After hours on the plane and a stopover, we have landed in France! My mom, Kourtney and Grandma MJ are all traveling with me. We first landed in London, then took another flight to Nice. We got in at 10 p.m. and were starving so we went to go eat at the Cafe de Paris!...I am so psyched because it's absolutely gorgeous here!"

While in Monaco, the amply buttocked celebutante is also scheduled to dine with Prince Albert.

Hmmm, there's a "Prince Albert in a can" joke here somewhere. Little help, people?

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“Kim Kardashian took her cleavage out for ice cream today while vacationing in France. As an American, I take pride that Kim is acting as a shining example of our great nation while abroad. This should go well.

UPDATE: French soldiers have just landed on U.S. soil armed with Haagen Daaz and moustache wax. French president Nicolas Sarkozy was quoted as saying "Oui, oui, ho, ho, we now knows your secrets, America. We fart in your general direction!"”

The Superficial

“Here's Kim Kardashian and one of her monstrous sisters enjoying some frosty treats in Monaco. Kim has been hanging out there lately, and showing that ass around town. She recently insisted that her ass is her own and not some sort of padding or what have you. Her ass is not gentically engineered!

Kourtney is going for broke on that cone. I think we know who the fellas needs to flock to if they want it done right. I almost went that entire post without making a reference to blowjobs.”

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hater 1 yr 5 mos ago
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mmmmmmm boobies
gorillasayz 1 yr 5 mos ago
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While she might have the best butt, her breasts are definitely not up to par.
rockinout 1 yr 5 mos ago
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that headline is such a turn on
blondebomb33 1 yr 5 mos ago
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she must be having a blast in France. actually, being anywhere the Kardashians are is probably fun.
cameronkitty 1 yr 5 mos ago
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enough bracelets?
notobsessed 1 yr 5 mos ago
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that outfit is SO wrong. those shorts! that top! the belt! the bracelets!! i thought she was a stylist?
ballier88 1 yr 5 mos ago
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hmm...i think she looks pretty damn fine
hwoodgrrl 1 yr 5 mos ago
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i want some ice cream!! actually pinkberry, but same idea :)