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Kim Kardashian Toilet-Paper Scandal!

by celebuzz on Jul. 8, 2008 05:55 PM / 4 Comments

Kris Kardashian and Bruce Jenner can definitely spare a square.

Kim Kardashian reports on her blog, OfficialKimKardashian.com, that her parents' Calabasas estate was recently assailed by pranksters who were getting some early practice for Halloween.

"My mom and Bruce woke up to their house covered in toilet paper!!!" the shapely Keeping Up With the Kardashians star writes. "I strongly suspect it was done by people who know or are connected to the family."

Connected to the family? Is Kim suggesting that this TP'ing was Mob-related?

Wow; the mafia's really gone soft lately. Kinda like a quilted roll of Cottonelle...

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“Kim Kardashian announced on her blog late last week that she’s launching her own perfume. And just in time for next Mother’s Day!

In the history of irony, has there ever been a better example? Here we have the woman that enjoys being turned into a human toilet actually coming out with her own “Eau de Toilette.” It’s probably safe to assume the fragrance will be yellow in color . . . almost golden. And it’s smell will have a touch of muskiness to it . . . along with a hint of asparagus.”

Celebslam

“It looks like Kim Kardashian hasn't had enough of sharing herself with everyone in her reality TV show Keeping up with the Kardashians, she announced on her blog that she'll be launching her own fragrance in May 2009. Yay! I've always wanted to smell like her, but it's just too bad that I'll have to wait an entire year for my chance!”

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sexytractor 1 yr 4 mos ago
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IT was me!
moonshine 1 yr 4 mos ago
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no it was ME!
hispanicatthedisco 1 yr 4 mos ago
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Oh noes! Kim will have to come to the rescue and, uh, utilize the toilet paper.
miha 3 wks ago
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Exicitanta dama !

Sa am eu asa sotie i-as permite orice . O iubesc enorm de mult.