Lady GaGa Condoms, For When Your Junk Just Has To Look Insane
Not that you really need another reason to think of Lady GaGa when you’re getting busy with that special someone, but here’s one anyway: The Pantless One is now collaborating on a line of condoms.
The “Bad Romance” singer is promoting a line of prophylactics created by fashion designer Jeremy Scott in an effort to keep your carnal liaisons safe and, just as importantly, fashionable. The condoms, available through the Proper Attire condom company, will be available in electric-orange, green and pink animal prints (because what could be sexier?), and will come in studded, ribbed and sheer varieties. Samples of the new condoms were included in the goodie bag for Scott’s Fall 2010 show at Fashion Week in New York, and proceeds from sales will benefit Planned Parenthood.
In a press release announcing the collaboration, GaGa noted,
“It’s not complicated, just a fashion statement. Everybody wrap it up with Jeremy Scott for Proper Attire condoms.”
We can only hope that other celebrities get in on the contraceptive-endorsement bandwagon sometime soon. We look forward to drug-store shelves being stocked with Kate Gosselin birth-control pills, Robert Pattinson brand spermicide with sparkle action, and Mickey Rourke masks—to prevent you from ever getting aroused in the first place so you don’t have to worry about catching an STD or getting pregnant.
Ol’ Pops Warner is guessing that these condoms, when put to their intended purpose, will NEVER get within 500 yards of an actual woman.
omg, that is shameful lady gaga, im sorry, i do love you, but seriously, NU UH!
No I wouldn’t buy them. I much prefer going native with my main squeeze. However, I’m deeply disappointed that “Lady” GaGa’s parents didn’t use them.
she is a flippin idiot
She is f*ckin fabulous, always thinking outside the box (lol, or inside…pun)
They should put her face on them. Now THAT’S a contraceptive.
thats f*ckin awsomee!
Lady Gaga is doing a good deed again!
Clark, why shouldn’t you tell this to YOUR parents? And Sam, if Lady Gaga’s face repels you from having sex then I bet there will be one lucky woman not having sex with you!
People, you are just a bunch of profligate bastards trying to turn this beautiful word into a legal hell. Shame on you!
Santa, really? You’re crazy and scary. That’s all I have to say.
omgsh im SO buying these for my boyfriend.
GO GAGA !!
these are hilarious. and why are people so bitchy? sheeeeeesh.
[quote=Sam]They should put her face on them. Now THAT’S a contraceptive.[/quote]
OMG now THAT WILL BE COOOOL !!!