Lady Gaga Meets the Queen, Exposes Major Hole in Royal Family's Security Detail (PHOTOS)
After which, the Pantlsess One actually got within touching distance of the monarch, proving that the Queen should really up her security measures.
If anything that looked like that got so close to President Obama, you can be certain that it would quickly find itself buried under a pile of Secret Service agents. At which point it would probably be shipped off to Area 51 for vivisection and further study.
Where are those stoic guys in the big, fluffy hats when the Queen really needs them?
Click through the photo gallery to witness the entire shocking encounter.