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Larry Birkhead Buys Anna Nicole's Undies for Baby

by celebuzz on Jun. 24, 2008 06:15 AM / 6 Comments
Larry Birkhead Buys Anna Nicole's Undies for Baby
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Larry Birkhead is a sentimental guy. In a totally creepy way.

The ex-boyfriend of deceased professional bimbo Anna Nicole Smith and biological father to Smith's daughter Dannielynn reportedly spent nearly $3,000 buying Smith's lingerie at an auction on Saturday. Birkhead plans to give the sexy time garments to Dannielynn as a keepsake.

Us Magazine reports that Birkhead ponied up for a $1,800 pink bustier and a $1,000 white negligee worn by Smith during a Playboy shoot.

"I have a lot of history I have to put together that [Dannielynn] doesn't really know about," Birkhead explains. "Playboy was such a big part of Anna's career."

Haven't you ever heard of photo albums, Larry? Or home movies? Why don't you just give the one-year-old her mother's old diaphragm to play with?

Hey, how about Anna Nicole's prescription bottles? Dannielynn can use them as rattles!

It's a good thing that Dannielynn was named sole heir to Smith's estate. The kid's going to need every penny of it for therapy.

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“Larry Birkhead, like any widowed father, wants to make sure daughter Dannielynn has something to remember her mother Anna Nicole Smith by. Unfortunately, this sentiment involves buying two pieces of lingerie that Anna Nicole wore during a Playboy shoot. Did I mention one of them was ridiculously stained? Because it is. It's like you can see the memories. *sigh*

Birkhead bought a pink bustier for $1,800 and a white negligee for $1,000 at the auction, run by Julien's Auctions and held at Planet Hollywood Resort and Casino on the Las Vegas Strip.

A lot of people will say Dannielynn was doomed the day she was born to Anna Nicole. Or, depending on your religious beliefs, the day she was conceived by way of Jesus and a turkey baster. To each his own. But, as for me, I'm going to go ahead and say Dannielynn had a chance until the moment Larry Birkhead said "Oh my God, is that a stain? This is so going in your play room."”
The Superficial
“Larry Birkhead spent close to $3000 in an auction on Saturday where he bought lingerie worn by Anna Nicole Smith at a Playboy shoot.

I wonder at what age he will give Dannielynn her mother's lingerie and whether he will also give her the appropriate Playboy issue with it. That would be so educational and in more than one way.

What's for sure, Larry Birkhead loves those Marilyn Monroe lookalike wannabes.”
Gabby Babble
Tell Us / Sentimental or Scumbag?
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