Larry Birkhead Buys Anna Nicole’s Undies for Baby
Larry Birkhead is a sentimental guy. In a totally creepy way.
The ex-boyfriend of deceased professional bimbo Anna Nicole Smith and biological father to Smith’s daughter Dannielynn reportedly spent nearly $3,000 buying Smith’s lingerie at an auction on Saturday. Birkhead plans to give the sexy time garments to Dannielynn as a keepsake.
Us Magazine reports that Birkhead ponied up for a $1,800 pink bustier and a $1,000 white negligee worn by Smith during a Playboy shoot.
“I have a lot of history I have to put together that [Dannielynn] doesn’t really know about,” Birkhead explains. “Playboy was such a big part of Anna’s career.”
Haven’t you ever heard of photo albums, Larry? Or home movies? Why don’t you just give the one-year-old her mother’s old diaphragm to play with?
Hey, how about Anna Nicole’s prescription bottles? Dannielynn can use them as rattles!
It’s a good thing that Dannielynn was named sole heir to Smith’s estate. The kid’s going to need every penny of it for therapy.
he is effing nasteeeeee
The title of this post is priceless
yeah, how many things are wrong with that headline
like mother, like daughter
hes SOOO WIERD
This guy is awful