Levi Johnston Towels Off for Playgirl

Nov 22, 2009 at 8:30am

Well hello there, Levi Johnston; aren’t you all wet and sexy and strategically covered!

Playgirl [warning: link is adults-only and NSFW] magazine has released its photos of the father of Sarah Palin‘s grandchild and lipstick aficionado in the (almost) all-together, delivering 3.5 metric boatloads of frustration to anyone who, for whatever reason, was hoping to catch a glimpse of the hockey stud’s stick.

A towel? Really, Levi? Wouldn’t a washcloth have sufficed?

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