Lily Allen: Down In Spirits But Walking Tall
Sep 8, 2008 at 4:29pm
Yowza! Is that an AT-AT walker lumbering down the streets of London?
Why, no! It’s Lily Allen, looking glammed-out in elevated black boots. David Bowie would be proud.
Or rather, he would’ve been proud, if only Lily hadn’t drunkenly trashed Bowie’s old pal Elton John in public at last week’s GQ Men of the Year awards.
Since then, the viper-tongued singer has tried to pass the insults off as simple kidding around, while dashing out cryptic, somewhat suicidal messages on her Facebook profile.
Look, Lily, things could always be worse. Why not just “Smile”?
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You know those people who can’t read without their mouths hanging open? Lily Allen is a person who can’t walk in heels without her mouth hanging open.
I’m a little embarrassed to admit it, but Lily Allen looks just like a girl I once broke up with. Every time she got up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, she’d stumble back to bed with cat litter on her face.
she’s wearing stilts!! got me in stitches.
Wow, you could fit a lot of dog crap on those big, chunky heels.
Is she lost? Malice n wonderland