According to the Daily Mail, Thursday around 4:30 p.m., Lily Allen's Facebook profile bore the cryptic phrase "Lily has had enough and feels like killing herself."
But a little over an hour later, the 23-year-old drama queen toned down the rhetoric to the much more social-network-friendly "Lily is dying inside."
Could Lily's bout of self-loathing stem from her catfight earlier this week with Sir Elton John at the GQ Men of the Year Awards in London?
"Elton and I exchanged jokes and there were no hard feelings at all, in fact neither of us gave it a second thought," bra-less wonder Allen furiously typed out on her MySpace blog.
"I'm not defending my drunkenness because I don't need to... I'm 23, it was an awards ceremony I drank the free champagne—how awful of me."
Besides, Elton might have the tongue of a wicked old harpy, but even he knows better than to take on a fist-wielding brawler like Lily.
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