Lily Allen Is an Object Lesson on the Dangers of Drink
Hindsight is 20/20 vision—even when the eyes doing the peeping are bloodshot.
After her none-too-glamorous showing at Glamour magazine’s Women of the Year awards last night, Lily Allen issued a warning about over-indulging to her young fans via her MySpace page today, British newspaper the Sun reports.
Allen, who took the Editor’s Special Award, provided quite the spectacle for attendees at the London event.
Sporting a dress emblazoned with decapitated Bambis and a pink hairdo (perhaps to match her imaginary elephant accomplices), Allen got so soused that she had to be carried out of the venue by bouncers.
This morning, Lushy Lily typed out a presumably shaky-handed missive to her Internet audience. “Oh dear. Last time I wrote here, I was defending my honour and dignity, explaining my innocence and also outrage at the press for insinuating my behaviour was embarrassing…This time I’m putting my hands up. I got very drunk last night, too drunk. It’s not cool getting that drunk.”
After crediting her brother Alfie—who was also gassed—for getting her home safely, Lily implores the youngsters, “Kids, drink responsibly or you’ll end up looking like this—not pretty!
“Was quite fun though, from what I can remember,” Allen concludes. “Need fry up now.”
Uh, Lily, don’t you mean dry up now?
Either way, you’re probably off. You most likely need to soak your head in cold water for a couple of hours.
i love how this is like a week after she says she “only drinks a glass of wine with dinner”
great choice on the blue nailpolish and shoes, lilly
the pink hair looks kinda cute on her. but def. not the blue shoes
Those security guards sure do look like they’re having some trouble lifting her.
i bet her role model is amy wino
i love the pink!! the billegerent mess..not so much
she did it herself in the bathroom. figures.
What a lightweight.
Is that BAMBI SPURTING BLOOD on her dress? OMG…….
I just noticed that too!!!!! That’s horrible! :(
ewww- why is she famous?
HOT MESS…..but shes not hot
dude. we have one amy winehouse. that is quite enough.
i think she realized how gross her dress was and decided to drink until she couldnt see
That just looks like an accident waiting to happen.