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Lily Allen's Nipples Demand Their Freedom

by Celebuzz on Aug. 7, 2008 12:20 PM / 3 Comments

Never let it be said that Lily Allen doesn't know how to capitalize on a trend.

Keenly realizing that toplessness is the new black, the chameleon-like singer trounced the competition Thursday and provided not one, but two, nipple slips while dashing around London.

Clearly, Lily's newfound sobriety has put her back on top of her game. And the new look is certainly more complimentary than some of the outfits she's been sporting lately.

Of course, anyone viewing these photos is liable to develop a drinking problem, but such is the circle of life.

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“While climbing out of her BMW outside the house of on again/off again boyfriend Ed Simmons, pop star Lily Allen accidentally exposed a little more skin than she wanted to.

Unlike yesterday's pictures of Cindy Crawford and Heidi Klum getting into the European swing of things, the "Smile" singer was in Central London and not on a yacht in the Mediterranean.”

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“FULL SIZE+
...Yep, it didn't fall off.

That may have been what Lily Allen was checking for when she appeared to grab at her nipple region on Thursday in London as she experienced a wardrobe booble bobble.

The 23-year-old pop star was on her way to boyfriend Ed Simons' house when her left boobie became exposed, likely due to an over-sized, thin, low cut t-shirt.

Hey, she's European. Believe me, I'd love to make more out of the incident, but to her, I'm sure it's not a huge deal.

A quick flip off to the paps and she was on her way.

Lily, we love you for just not giving a sh*t.

By the way, hot shoes.”

“It's almost been a little over two months since we last saw Lily Allen's breasts and we were starting to worry that something had happened to them. But as you can see, they're still there, living the dream.

This outfit is just a recipe for disaster, if you ask me. The loose t-shirt, no-bra and precariously high shoes. She's lucky that all that happened was that her boob took flight. Walking around like that, I'd probably accidentally kill myself somehow.

But then again, flaunting your goodies, and flipping the bird, is all the rage these days among celebs.”

Socialite Life

“Actually, I don't even think that counts as a wardrobe malfunction. It looks like she's pulling her shirt down on purpose. Bitch doesn't even care. Any more boob showing and we'd be legally required to play a Poison song and start slipping dollar bills down her shirt. I guess the point I'm trying to make here is, Lily Allen will you marry me?”

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“How in the world did this happen? It’s as if Lily Allen purposely pulled down her shirt to expose her nipple. I guess she’s starving for attention. Now if only hot celebs would do that on a regular basis I’d be one happy man.”

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hispanicatthedisco 1 yr 3 mos ago
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Free the Allen two! No nipples, no peace!
lisatee 1 yr 3 mos ago
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who has these kinds of accidents?
thecritic 1 yr 2 mos ago
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Let them swing babe, there's nothing wrong with flashing a lovely nipple or two,