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Linda Hogan Dates Her Son's Friends

by celebuzz on Jun. 4, 2008 04:16 PM / 16 Comments
Linda Hogan Dates Her Son's Friends
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With her son behind bars and her marriage in shambles, Linda Hogan has been finding comfort in the company of a younger man...a much younger man. The identity of the 19-year-old bottle blonde spotted cavorting with the 48-year-old mother of two at parties has been revealed to TMZ.

According to the gossip site, Charley Hill was "definitely friends" with Linda's son Nick when both were younger and attended the same Florida church as the Hogan family. He spent time as an alter boy at this very house of worship.

The cougar-loving teen was only one grade above Nick, with whom he often played sports. Is she in competition with her husband Hulk for most disgusting, inappropriate parent on the planet? Because so far, it's looking like a draw.

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“The kid was an altar server? No wonder these two get along so well. Linda has all the traits Charlie’s looking for from his past relationships: facial hair, testosterone and a pastoral staff!

This story kind of reminds me of a porn site some people* visit where the moms hook up with their son’s friends. Of course, the main difference is that on those sites, the moms usually look like women.

*Me”
Celebslam
“Charlie does sort of look like a long-haired Nick Hogan. If you close your eyes and pretend, which Linda is all over. That said, I wonder if it's awkward when she comes to visit Charlie at his house. You know, because his mom makes him keep the bedroom door open. Which, as a mother, Linda agrees with but doesn't think that's an excuse not to dry hump oh God I puked in my mouth. Napkin!”
The Superficial
“If you would have told me last June that one year from now the most normal thing about this family would be a daughter that kinda looks like a tranny, I probably would have punched you in the face.

I could go on a cross-burning spree for the next year and still look better than any member of this family. I mean, how does a 48-year-old even begin to date a 19-year-old? “When he asked me to buy him beer in front of that 7-11, I knew it was love at first sight.””
Celebslam
“And how scary is it that this kid has that weird straight bleach blond hair like her ex-husband? If you put a bandana around this kid's head I might have thought he was a clone of Hulk.

No wonder Brooke (the normal one?) has been turning to her MySpace to vent. Her family is out of control.”
Socialite Life
“t had seemed possible that Linda Hogan had roped herself a 19-year-old "friend" to serve as a stand-in for son Nick while he's in jail. After a night of creepily suggestive dancing at the Palms' grand opening in Las Vegas, I sure as hell hope not. *Shivering*”
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