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Lindsay Lohan Bathroom Sex? It Must Be Friday

by celebuzz on Jun. 6, 2008 10:26 AM / 5 Comments

Landon Brown might have crapped out on the MTV reality show Rock the Cradle, but the 22-year-old heir to the Bobby Brown legacy (such as it is) claims to have scored with Lindsay Lohan in a somewhat uncomfortable place—the bathroom at a private party, according to British newspaper the Sun.

In a move sure to eek out just a few more seconds on his 15 minutes of fame, the wannabe singer tells the paper—which, for reasons unknown, identifies him as Brandon Brown—"We were just staring at each other. and she walked by. I walked into the bathroom. and she followed me in...Me and Lindsay got really, really close. We basically got together."

Brown goes on to state his further intentions with the recovering actress: "I'm actually trying to get back in touch with her—really soon."

Check the crapper, Landon. You'll probably find your career in there, too.

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“Bobby Brown's son Landon, recently seen on MTV's Rock the Cradle by about five people, is claiming he had sex with Lindsay Lohan in a bathroom, according to The Sun:

He boasts: “I think she knew who I was when she first saw me.”

This story was almost believable until he said "I think she knew who I was when she first saw me." Then it became fiction. Brandon, Brandon, Brandon. Your anecdote had everything it needed to be taken seriously until you got greedy. I mean, all you had to say was you walked up to Lindsay and let her know that boys have a penis and a girls have a vagina. Then she had to have you. Now that's believable. In fact, Lindsay's reading this right now going "I don't remember that, but it sounds like something I would definitely do. Also, this is the best website in the history of Internet, and I'm rubbing my boobs on the monitor. Ignore the fact I'm talking out loud in this joke."”

The Superficial

“It’s been a while since we’ve had a good “I fucked Lindsay Lohan in the bathroom” story.

With her attached to Samantha Ronson’s hip 24/7 nowadays, sometimes we forget just how cockhungry Lindsay Lohan can be. This dude basically seduced her with eye contact. Not a “hi,” not a “hello,” eye contact. If hooking up with random dudes in bathrooms was an Olympic event, Lindsay Lohan would have 900 gold medals. She’s the United States, Paris Hilton is Russia, and every other chick in L.A. is Burundi.”

Celebslam

“Sensing that his 15 minutes of fame from being on MTV's Rock the Cradle were slowly slipping away now that the show has ended, Landon Brown is attempting to hold onto the world's attention by claiming that enjoyed a rendezvous in a bathroom with Lindsay Lohan.

The son of Bobby Brown is reported as saying, "She followed me to the bathroom during a private party, and, well, we basically got together." How gentlemanly of him to very demurely call it "getting together." My instinct is to think he's just hungry for publicity, but who the hell knows? She's clearly into guys who kiss and tell.

Oh lord. This clown is too much when he claims, "I think she knew who I was when she first saw me." In addition, he says he's "actually trying to get back in touch with her." Please. I didn't know who the hell he was until I read this and it's my job to spot Z-listers on sight. Well, I'm sure this article is a great way to do that. Or, he could try some good old-fashioned stalking. She seems to respond well to that.”

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hispanicatthedisco 1 yr 5 mos ago
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This is an easy claim to make, Lindsay's memory most likely doesn't allow for confirmation or denial.
ballier88 1 yr 5 mos ago
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OMGOsh. That's great, but i doubt its true. This guy just wants to continue his 1 min of fame he got from that stupid show.
bawwow 1 yr 5 mos ago
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I hope to god this isnt true. I hope lindsay gets tested.... or sticks with lezzy sam :p
drama4mama 1 yr 5 mos ago
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YUCKIE
hispanicatthedisco 1 yr 5 mos ago
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What would be less hygienic, eating off of the average bathroom floor or eating off of Lindsay Lohan?