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Lindsay Lohan Fights for Gay Rights at 40,000 Feet

by Michael P on May. 30, 2008 08:15 AM / 6 Comments
Lindsay Lohan Fights for Gay Rights at 40,000 Feet
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Lindsay Lohan reorganized the seating arrangements in the business-class section of a JFK flight to L.A. Thursday morning, TMZ reports. LezLo managed to get the crew to move passengers around to allow her to sit next to her "girlfriend for the cameras," 30-year-old porkpie-hatted DJ Samantha Ronson.

Business class? But I Know Who Killed Me was a blockbuster! Besides, there's always someone on an airplane loudly squawking about something; so hopefully someone threw a hissy fit about "entitled bad actresses."

Lohan also was said to have requested a "warm compress" for her chest. Well, coke makes your heart beat really fast sometimes, and it can be scary. Either that or Ronson got a little rough with the ta-tas. If you're going to use her to gay ways for the tabloids, you're going to have to throw her a bone like that once in a while, Linds.

The flight was apparently a veritable who's who (?) of the entertainment world, as singer James Ingram was in first class and former actor and current Christian evangelist Stephen Baldwin lurked back in coach.

Hey, Lindsay's dad, Michael Lohan, is one of those who turned to Jesus for the press, too! You guys could have bonded!

Quotables /
“Well, it took a few incriminating paparazzi shots and her dad publicly outing her, but Lindsay Lohan might actually be embracing her lesbian side.

The non-sober alcoholic was spotted in New York with her "girlfriend" Samantha Ronson, Sam’s mom and Lindsay’s reality-wannabe sister Ali, where the foursome grabbed lunch and "engaged in a spirited session of girl talk."

Somehow I have a hard time imagining Samantha Ronson in a spirited discussion of girl talk, given that the most enthusiasm I’ve heard come out of her mouth was an especially fervent ‘fuck you,’ but hey, crazier things have happened.”
Pacific Coast News
“After making out on P. Diddy's boat, everyone knows the next step in Lindsay and Sam's same-sex relationship is to introduce your families. But make sure the making out on Diddy's boat happens first. Otherwise you're doomed from the get-go. Fortunately, they know how this crazy game called "love" works.”
The Superficial
“Lindsay Lohan’s dad Michael pretty much confirmed his daughter is a lesbian, telling "Us Weekly" she and girlfriend Samantha Ronson’s romance is “evident to anyone with half a brain.” The couple was seen kissing last week on a yacht in Cannes. Michael added:

“Just like the [topless] Marilyn Monroe spread, Linds is my daughter and there are just some things a father doesn’t want to see or hear, regardless of whether they are true or false.”

Having spent two years in jail, you’d think Michael Lohan would be a little more open to same-sex relationships. If the guy is going to be picky and not pay attention to his daughter when she does things he doesn’t want to “see or hear,” he better get used to not having any contact with her for quite some time. Waiting for Lindsay to grow out of her “experimental” lesbian stage is a lot like waiting for the housing slump to end: both could take decades and involve a lot of wood.”
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