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Lindsay Lohan Gets Mouthy

by celebuzz on Jun. 23, 2008 12:25 PM / 4 Comments

Volatile actress Lindsay Lohan and her strictly platonic gal-pal Samantha Ronson braved the brutal Southern California heat this weekend to chow down at a burger stand, no doubt famished after not spending the night having sweaty, passionate lesbian sex involving a ball-gag and needle-nose pliers.

While devouring her meal, Lindsay displayed a talent unknown to the world at large until now: The ability to unhinge her jaw like a snake preparing to swallow a wharf rat whole.

Sam has gone on record as denying any sexual relations between her and LiLo.

Frankly, after seeing these photos, it's time for her to 'fess up. There's no shame in dating a girl with this kind of mouthing skill.

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“Lindsay Lohan hiked her booty shorts up her ass (what is it with her and the intrusive shorts?) and went out for burgers with her girlfriend Sammy Ronson. If Sammy gained a little weight, I might even be into it. I think I like people in hats.

After the grub, they headed over to Nicole Richie's house. Nicole and Lindsay are reportedly still good friends despite their tumultuous lives of DUI busts, babies, rehab and lesbian exploration.

There is no way in hell I would let those two near my baby. Who wants their child smelling like an ashtray? You'd have to scrub that baby down and air it out somewhere. Ugh, Marlboro baby!”

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bawwow 1 yr 5 mos ago
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I would hate people watching me eat all the time
mraniston 1 yr 5 mos ago
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At least shes eating something. Who knows if she goes and throws it up after.
hwoodgrrl 1 yr 5 mos ago
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She looks ridiculous in those shoes with that outfit
notobsessed 1 yr 5 mos ago
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yummy, where are they eating?