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Lindsay Lohan: Not Run Over

by Celebuzz on Jul. 28, 2008 09:35 AM / Leave a Comment
Lindsay Lohan: Not Run Over
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Lindsay Lohan is denying reports that she was struck by a motorcyle outside a Manhattan club on Friday evening.

Word had it she was leaving the club with longtime companion Samantha Ronson when she was turned into a human speed bump by a dude on a hog. She was then supposedly treated at Beth Israel Medical Center and released early Saturday morning.

But Lohan's rep says that it's an imaginary tale.

"I spoke to Lindsay," Lohan spokeshostage Leslie Sloane told E! News, "and she said nothing happened."

This is news to Lindsay's father, the fame-chasing Michael. He even commented on the "accident" to the press: "She's not hurt. That's all I really care about."

And in the off-chance she was sideswiped and knocked to the pavement, her heavy-duty leggings probably saved her from harm.

Quotables /
“Hmm, I'm wondering how drunk those "tipsters" were that dished their info to the Post and TMZ. Drunk people aren't exactly reliable witnesses.

Maybe just they got confused during Lindsay's filming of Ugly Betty scenes.”
Socialite Life
“Well, it looks like she's okay. And we hope she is. We suspect asthma may be the culprit? Perhaps the motorcyclist was distracted when s/he got an eyeful of these.”
“No word on whether an accident report was filed or not.

Get well soon, Lindsay!”
Just Jared
“Wait a minute, I though the lesbian motorcycle club was called “Dykes on Bikes” (official site here) not “Dykes hit by Bikes”? Michael’s concern for his daughter’s well-being would be touching if it wasn’t completely predicated on the fact that she’s his meal ticket. Without Lindsay, Michael Lohan would completely fade into oblivion. So a lot like how Sarah Silverman must feel right now after losing Jimmy Kimmel.”
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