Lindsay Lohan Rolls With the Porn Crowd
When Lindsay Lohan‘s Maserati got into a fender-bender last week, one question was on everybody’s mind: “How can Lindsay Lohan afford a Maserati? Didn’t she just complain about how she’s in desperate need of work?”
And now, the mystery has been solved.
TMZ reports that the sweet ride is a loaner from Dennis DeSantis, the honcho behind adult-entertainment giant DNA Pictures, responsible for such gems as Origami So Horny and Butt Sluts.
It’s uncertain why DeSantis lent her the Maserati, though apparently it wasn’t in exchange for Linds starring in one of his upcoming cinematic classics.
Maybe it’s just because he felt like he has so much in common with Lohan. After all, her projects are being deemed unsuitable for mainstream theater release these days too.
DNA Pictures is also responsible for my personal favorite: Asian Take-Out Tramps.
i really wouldn’t be surprised if LiLo ends up in a porno.
Aren’t DNA Pictures the geniuses responsible for the adult epic Diddler on the Roof?
OH if ever I wanted something not to be true, IS NOW.
[quote=chichilavie]i really wouldn’t be surprised if LiLo ends up in a porno.[/quote]
You won’t be surprised cuz it’s BULLsh*t
can’t wait…Done deal be the end of this year