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Lindsay Lohan Rolls With the Porn Crowd

by Celebuzz on Mar. 31, 2009 01:45 PM / 6 Comments
Lindsay Lohan Rolls With the Porn Crowd
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When Lindsay Lohan's Maserati got into a fender-bender last week, one question was on everybody's mind: "How can Lindsay Lohan afford a Maserati? Didn't she just complain about how she's in desperate need of work?"

And now, the mystery has been solved.

TMZ reports that the sweet ride is a loaner from Dennis DeSantis, the honcho behind adult-entertainment giant DNA Pictures, responsible for such gems as Origami So Horny and Butt Sluts.

It's uncertain why DeSantis lent her the Maserati, though apparently it wasn't in exchange for Linds starring in one of his upcoming cinematic classics.

Maybe it's just because he felt like he has so much in common with Lohan. After all, her projects are being deemed unsuitable for mainstream theater release these days too.

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“While it's incredibly barbarian of us to assume Lindsay is sharpening her acting chops sans scripts and leggings, we also know there ain't no such thing as a free lunch (or slick, six-figure car).”
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  • charliemurphy 7 mos ago
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    DNA Pictures is also responsible for my personal favorite: Asian Take-Out Tramps.

  • chichilavie 7 mos ago
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    i really wouldn't be surprised if LiLo ends up in a porno.

  • hispanicatthedisco 7 mos ago
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    Aren't DNA Pictures the geniuses responsible for the adult epic Diddler on the Roof?

  • amber 7 mos ago
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    OH if ever I wanted something not to be true, IS NOW.

  • amber 7 mos ago
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    chichilavie said:

    i really wouldn't be surprised if LiLo ends up in a porno. 

    You won't be surprised cuz it's BULLsh*t

  • Cain 7 mos ago
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    can't wait...Done deal be the end of this year

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