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Lindsay Lohan Seeks Backers for Her Birthday Bash

by celebuzz on May. 19, 2008 12:50 PM / 6 Comments
Lindsay Lohan Seeks Backers for Her Birthday Bash
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Lindsay Lohan turns 22 on July 2 (her liver turns 86). According to the marketing firm arranging her party (because everybody does that, right?), Ol' Firecrotch is  looking for sponsors to underwrite the bash.

The firm's site states that those who pony up for the Moroccan-themed fete will receive inclusion in the gift bags, among other enticements.

They also promise that "each [sponsorship] package will be tailored to meet the needs of each sponsor." But, really, isn't it more important that the sponsors are tailored to match the event?

If the organizers are anywhere near savvy (which is questionable, given their choice of clients), each gift bag will contain a six-pack of Mickey's, a bottle of Valtrex and a gift certificate good for a free weekend at Promises Treatment Center.




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“Lindsay Lohan is seeking sponsors for her upcoming 22nd birthday. Not AA sponsors, actual people to pay for the bash. She's just a bad boob job away from being Tara Reid, isn't she?

The party is Moroccan-themed and will be held in a Malibu mansion. You only get one guess as to who will be providing the entertainment.

Reps for Linds have set up a website to solicit businesses, offering them a chance to include their items in the gift bags for the 75 guests attending the fiesta, feature their logo on the invitation and have Linds and her friends pose for pictures holding their product.

Wow, how tacky. Why can't you just go to TGI Friday's and get a free sundae like the rest of us?”
Pacific Coast News
“... to fund her 22nd birthday party! It looks like Lindsay Lohan needs get her hands on a sponsor, and fast. Talent Resources has posted an advert on their site to sponsor "Lindsay Lohan's Mo-Rockin' 22nd Birthday," to be held in a five-bedroom Malibu mansion. This "branding opportunity" is open to anyone who's willing to share the rocky ride of being associated with LiLo for the rest of their days. Um, is someone broke or what?!”
Splash News Online
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